Kill Your Television
Assistant principal linked to sex poems
SPRINGFIELD, Ohio, Feb. 20 (UPI) — The assistant principal of a school in Springfield, Ohio, is being investigated for allegedly writing and selling erotic poetry online, officials said.
South High School Assistant Principal Karl Perkins, 33, was placed on administrative leave after school officials learned a student downloaded erotic poetry allegedly written by Perkins under a pen name, Antonio Love, the Dayton (Ohio) Daily News reported Tuesday.
The student reportedly downloaded the book of poetry from Perkins’ Web site, www.antoniolove.com, which has since been shut down.
[ click to read rest of story at United Press International ]
Down Holler Pick-up Lines
1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2. [ censored for the sake of propriety ]
3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to check you out.
5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6. If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
7. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
8. Fat Penguin! Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9. I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10. I can’t find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.
11. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin’, we kin sleep til afternoon.
And…. The best for last!
13. Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
Who Said Reporters Are Full of Shit?
Reporter Gets Bird Poop In Mouth During Newscast
Atlanta, GA 1/30/2008 04:50 PM GMT (FINDITT)
A reporter gets a rude surprise as a bird pooped in his mouth during a piece he was covering.
The video has been e-mailed and sent all across the country. Many people are searching for the term “reporter bird shit” in order to find the unfortunately comedic clip.
The bird pooped on the reporter on his shoulder first, causing the reporter to look up. As he did so with his mouth open, the bird pooped again, landing right into his mouth.
Like any sane person, the reporter freaked out and had to get some help.
To view more videos or post your own, please go to http://video.finditt.com
200 Books in 2008
from Shelf Awareness newsletter
If setting a good example will increase the number of readers in the U.S., then Amanda Patchin, owner of Veritas Fine Books, Garden City, Idaho, is setting an example extraordinaire. Her goal is to read 200 books–79,349 pages–this year.
The marathon read is Patchin’s response to the bad news about reading habits as summed up in last year’s NEA report, “To Read or Not To Read: A Question of National Consequence.” One of the findings was that young Americans spend an average of only seven minutes a day reading for pleasure.
According to the Idaho Statesman, Patchin, 27, “has obviously not participated in those studies. . . . [She] has read about 10,000 pages since Jan. 1. That’s more than 200 pages a day.”
You can learn more about her quest at 200books.com, where she sums it up this way: “200 books in 2008. Selected from Everyman’s Library. Reading while caring for a toddler and a new baby and running a small business. With daily blog posts chronicling the attempt. Yeah, I’m nuts.”
Alain Robbe-Grillet dies at 85
Press Association
Monday February 18, 2008
guardian.co.uk
Alain Robbe-Grillet, a “new novelist” and film-maker who rejected conventional storytelling and was one of France’s most important avant-garde writers has died at the age of 85. Robbe-Grillet was admitted to the Caen University Hospital in western France over the weekend for cardiac problems, the officials said. He died in the hospital on Monday morning.
Robbe-Grillet wrote screenplays for such films as Last Year at Marienbad (1961) with Alain Resnais, and directed L’Immortelle (The Immortal) (1963), Trans-Europ-Express (1967) and Eden and After (1970).
He was the most prominent of France’s “new novelists,” a group that emerged in the mid-1950s and whose experimental works tossed aside traditional literary conventions like plot and character development, narrative and chronology, chapters and punctuation. Others included Claude Simon, Michel Butor and Nathalie Sarraute.
95 Years Ago Today – The 1913 Armory Show
Lauded as one of the most influential events in the history of American art, the Armory Show has a mythic legacy that rivals the raucous opening of Igor Stravinsky’s ballet, The Rite of Spring in Paris. In the wake of previous large independent art exhibitions in France, Germany, Italy, and England, from February 17th to March 15th, 1913, New York’s 69th Regiment Armory on Lexington Avenue between 25th and 26th streets was home to approximately 1250 paintings, sculptures, and decorative works by over 300 European and American artists. While the purchase of Cézanne’s Hill of the Poor by the Metropolitan Museum of Art signaled an integration of modernism into official art channels, the shock and outrage proported from Duchamp’s Nude Descending the Staircase and Matisse’s Luxury connected the Armory Show, officially known as The International Exhibition of Modern Art, with an historic avant-garde whose duty was to question the boundaries of art as an institution.
– Shelly Staples, University of Virginia, 2001
[ click here to view the 1913 Armory Show as reproduced by Shelley Staples for the American Studies Program at the University of Virginia ]
Not Under The Volcano by Ian Thomson
Ian Thomson reviews a collection of Malcolm Lowry’s poems, letters and fictions
Malcolm Lowry was a ferocious malcontent, who free-wheeled towards an early grave with the help of cooking sherry, meths, even bottles of skin bracer. From skid row to bedlam and back, it was a Faustian dissipation. Lowry died in 1957, at the age of 48, from an overdose of barbiturates, having written his epitaph:
Malcolm Lowry
Late of the Bowery
His prose was flowery
And often glowery
He lived, nightly, and drank, daily,
And died playing the ukulele.
His reputation rests on one novel only: Under the Volcano (1947). Set in Mexico on the Day of the Dead, it describes the last 24 hours in the life of Geoffrey Firmin, HM ex-Consul, as he drowns in liquor and despair under the shadow of Popocatepetl. Lowry’s genius was to transform Firmin’s shabby addiction into a parable of universal significance and the story of Everyman in search of salvation. The novel’s mescal-inspired grotesqueries — grinning chocolate skulls and twitching centipedes — seemed to issue from the charnel-house of Baudelaire’s imagination. For all his modernity (Kafka and T. S. Eliot were clear influences), Lowry wrote in the timeless tradition of the damned poet who sees a holiness in going down the drain.
Like many alcoholics, Lowry is a murderous subject for biographers: not only could he make the wildest nonsense about himself credible, he encouraged others to add to it. Originally his biography was to have been written by the Canadian scholar Conrad Knickerbocker (a fine Lowryesque name); but, in 1966, Knickerbocker committed suicide. Another critic, Douglas Day, brought out his life of Lowry in 1973: it was marred by psychoanalytical humbug and factual errors. Gordon Bowker, Lowry’s most trustworthy exegete, published his compelling biography, Pursued by Furies, in 1993; it is unlikely to be surpassed.
In many ways, Lowry’s life was his own finest creation. All his writing — three unfinished novels, six or seven short stories, hundreds of letters and poems — was thinly veiled autobiography. According to Michael Hoffmann, Lowry intended the ‘whole bolus’ to be part of a continuum called The Voyage that Never Ends, with the great Mexican novel at its centre. Only fragments of this Dantean scheme remain, but the novella Lunar Caustic, begun in 1935, was to represent purgatory. (It was based on Lowry’s internment in the Bellevue mental hospital, New York.)
[ click to read full article by Ian Thomson in The Spectator ]
The Best After-Midnight Menu in LA
Mr. Hudson, Businessman, Entrepreneur and CEO, began his life in Pennsylvania, born and raised there he attended high school and graduated in 1958. Upon his graduation he went on to join the United States Army as a Cryptographer, traveling abroad and eventually being stationed in Korea.
Later, after completing his service he removed to New York City to work for General Motors as a foreman at the Terry Town Fischer Body Plant. Now the businessman began to bloom. New York’s fast pace allowed Hudson to own and operate several businesses. It was here he gave birth to the idea and diligently laid the foundation for what was later to become the most highly favored eatery in Los Angeles. Hudson chose to leave New York and its cold climate behind in 1975, still a young man, and relocate to sunny Los Angeles with dreams of becoming a restaurateur.
Here in Los Angeles, he attended Pepperdine University studying Theology with an emphasis in business and graduating in 1980. It was also here while checking out the Los Angeles food scene that he made three observations that would ultimately change his life forever… The only restaurants in Hollywood were in hotels… There were no all-night restaurants… No restraurants served Chicken and Waffles.
Mr. Hudson’s three observations became the foundation on which his vision of Roscoe’s House of Chicken N’ Waffles was established. Hudson’s quality all-night take-out restaurant started in 1976 serving chicken and waffles and has now evolved to a chain of five sit-down restaurants employing over 175 individuals. Roscoe’s is a meeting place, a place for the entire family and is a household name, internationally and nationally renowned throughout the entertainment industry, political arenas and the general public at large. It’s mentioned in major motion pictures, television productions and commercial advertising.
While we don’t know the secret recipe for Roscoe’s Chicken, a secret that has kept customers coming back for more year after year, we do know that Roscoe’s businesses support the community by participating and contributing to programs and projects targeting at-risk youth.
Today, Mr. Hudson remains a strong force in the business and political communities, serving on several executive boards and actively consulting various food chain establishments regarding business affairs.
[ check the whole Roscoe’s House of Chicken N’ Waffles website ]
Richard Ford Leaves His Longtime Publisher
By MOTOKO RICH
Published: February 13, 2008 New York Times
In a surprise move, Richard Ford, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of “Independence Day” and “The Lay of the Land,” has switched publishers for his next three books.
Mr. Ford, who turns 64 on Saturday, sold the United States rights to two novels and a short-story collection to Ecco, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers, ending his 17-year relationship with Alfred A. Knopf and more than two decades of working with Gary Fisketjon, now a prominent editor at Knopf. At Ecco Mr. Ford will work with the publisher, Daniel Halpern.
In an announcement on Tuesday, Ecco described the deal as “major,” but in an interview Mr. Halpern declined to disclose the terms.
Reached by telephone, Mr. Ford deferred to Mr. Halpern and Paul Bogaards, a Knopf spokesman, for questions on why he made the move. Amanda Urban, Mr. Ford’s literary agent, said, “It was a long and fruitful relationship with Knopf, and regrettably we couldn’t come to terms.”
Grand Central Freeze
It’s official: WGA strike is over
92.5% of guild vote in favor of strike’s end
By CYNTHIA LITTLETON, DAVE MCNARY
“The strike is over,” Patric Verrone said, dispassionately but with the hint of a smile. “Our membership has voted. Writers can go back to work.”The WGA West prexy announced the news, something the town had taken as a fait accompli, shortly before 7 p.m. Tuesday at the Writers Guild Theater in Beverly Hills. Some 92.5% of the 3,775 ballots cast were in favor of ending the 100-day strike, with 3,492 members voting yes and 283 die-hards ready to tilt at the windmill of continuing the work stoppage that began Nov. 5.
The vote on lifting the strike concluded a mere three days after the WGA cinched its contract agreement with the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers in the wee hours of a Saturday morning. The strike vote was held over a 48-hour frame, with members able to vote in person at the WGA Theater and at Gotham’s Crowne Plaza Hotel, or via fax.
After announcing the vote tally, Verrone said WGA members were free to go back to work “immediately,” and he noted that writers for the Feb. 24 Oscar ceremony were believed to be doing just that on Tuesday night. Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences prexy Sid Ganis and Oscarcast exec producer Gil Cates will hold a news conference Thursday morning to discuss their plans for the show now that the cloud of picket lines and stars staying home has lifted.
Armed Robbers In Old Masters Art Theft
Paintings by some of the world’s most famous artists have been stolen by an armed gang from a museum in Zurich.

Cezanne’s Boy in a Red Waistcoat
Four oil paintings worth more than £80m by Cezanne, Degas, van Gogh and Monet were taken in the weekend robbery from the E.G. Buehrle museum.
A police statement said three robbers wearing ski masks and dark clothing entered the museum half-an-hour before closing on Sunday.
While one of the men used a pistol to force museum personnel to the floor, the other two robbers went into the exhibition hall and collected the four masterpieces.
Cezanne’s The Boy in the Red Vest (1890), Degas’ Viscount Lepic and His Daughters (1871), Monet’s Poppies Near Vetheuil (1880) and Van Gogh’s Blossoming Chestnut Branches (1890) were taken.
Officials described it as a “spectacular art robbery”.
The E.G. Buehrle museum contains one of the finest collections of 19th and 20th Century European art.
The FBI estimates the market for stolen art at £3bn annually and Interpol has about 30,000 pieces of stolen art in its database.
Last week, Swiss police reported that two Pablo Picasso paintings were stolen from a Swiss exhibition near Zurich.
The two oil paintings, Tete de cheval (Head of horse) and Verre et pichet (Glass and pitcher), were on loan from the Sprengel Museum in Hannover, Germany.
James Frey Plans to Set Your House Afire With His New Novel
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Oprah may have taken away James Frey’s pride, but she did not take away his cunning.[ click to read rest of item ]from New York Magazine
Superbowl Tickets
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to him.
“No”, he said, “the seat is empty“.
“This is incredible“, said the man. “Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sport event in the
world, and not use it?”
Somberly, the man says, “Well… the seat actually belongs to me. I
was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in
1967.”
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find
someone else – a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the
seat?”
The man shakes his head, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
Frey Gets A Little Help From Art World Friends For Comeback Novel
February 4, 2008 — CONTROVERSIAL writer James Frey is back with a new novel, and he’s getting a little help from his friends in the art world.
Lunching with Page Six at Le Bernardin, where First Lady Laura Bush was at a nearby table with her daughter Jenna, Frey discussed for the first time some of the details related to the forthcoming release of “Bright Shiny Morning,” which is set in a fictional version of Los Angeles.
Frey described plans to take the book directly to his readers with a tour that sounded more like a concert tour. “We’re talking about having bands, other authors reading their work. We may try to include some pyrotechnics,” he said with a laugh.
The novel, due in May from HarperCollins, will feature a cover by his friend, famed artist Richard Prince – the first time Prince has done a cover for a book by anyone other than himself. Frey also plans to collaborate on a limited-edition companion book with Prince and photographer Terry Richardson that will incorporate excerpts from his novel with Richardson’s photographs of LA and Prince’s artwork.
Frey recalled, “When I called and asked Richard if he’d do the cover, he laughed and said something like, ‘[Bleep], yeah, I’ll do it.’ And most of Terry’s photos will be of girls, cars and guns. It’s going to be a really cool, interesting, edgy book.”
James Frey’s BRIGHT SHINY MORNING
James Frey’s new novel BRIGHT SHINY MORNING will be published by HarperCollins on June 3, 2008. Click here to pre-order your copy now from Amazon.com
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