Paramount Releases New Adaptation of Brothers Karamazov

from The Onion Film Adaptation Of ‘The Brothers Karamazov’ Ends Where Most People Stop Reading Book The Brothers Karamazov, a new film adaptation that concludes at the precise moment most readers give up on the classic Russian novel. The 83-minute film,...

Pickled Kiwi In Nude

from the NY Daily News Drunk nude man wanders into wrong hotel room, scares woman into the bathroom and falls asleep REUTERS Thursday, August 13th 2009, 10:27 AM WELLINGTON – An extremely drunk, naked man lost his way at a New Zealand hotel and ended up sleeping...

Blonde On Blonde

A blonde woman was  speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled  over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.  The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s driving  license.   She dug through her purse and was  getting...

Scientists Discover Terriers Are Stupid As Well As Annoying

from The Telegraph UK Dogs as intelligent as two-year-old children By Richard Gray, Science Correspondent Intelligent border collies include Sampson, winner of Britain’s Most Talented Pet (Photo: John Robertson) Researchers have found that dogs are capable of...