The Hot Tub And The Horny Twin With The Missing Cowboy Tattoo

from Eyewitness News 3 Connecticut Police: Officer Pretended To Be Twin For Sex Victim Says She Was Held Down After Realization  MILFORD, Conn. — An Orange police officer is accused of pretending to be his twin brother in order to engage in a sexual encounter...

Paramount Releases New Adaptation of Brothers Karamazov

from The Onion Film Adaptation Of ‘The Brothers Karamazov’ Ends Where Most People Stop Reading Book The Brothers Karamazov, a new film adaptation that concludes at the precise moment most readers give up on the classic Russian novel. The 83-minute film,...

Pickled Kiwi In Nude

from the NY Daily News Drunk nude man wanders into wrong hotel room, scares woman into the bathroom and falls asleep REUTERS Thursday, August 13th 2009, 10:27 AM WELLINGTON – An extremely drunk, naked man lost his way at a New Zealand hotel and ended up sleeping...