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Pickled Kiwi In Nude

from the NY Daily News

Drunk nude man wanders into wrong hotel room, scares woman into the bathroom and falls asleep


Thursday, August 13th 2009, 10:27 AM

WELLINGTON – An extremely drunk, naked man lost his way at a New Zealand hotel and ended up sleeping in the wrong room, forcing its female occupant to hide in the bathroom, local media reported.

“He was a bit surprised that there were two people in his room and he was butt naked,” Sergeant Steve Watt of Queenstown police told the Southland Times.

As the intruder slept, the startled woman took refuge in the bathroom as her husband summoned hotel staff.

The man, who could not remember whom he had been with nor what room he had been in, and had no clothes or wallet.

Police gave him a ride home clad in a hotel bathrobe, but let him off after the guests and hotel decided not to press charges.

“It was far too funny,” said Watt.

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Posted on August 16, 2009 by Editor

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