The Cowboy At Heaven’s Gate

A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly gates.

Ball Peen Hammer“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

”Once, on a trip to the Black Hills  in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.’ I yelled, ‘Now back off!! Or I’ll kick the crap out of all of you!!”

St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”

”Just a couple of minutes ago, ” the man replied.

One Man I wouldn’t Want Pissed at Me

Hells Angel Barger sues HBO over biker drama

PHOENIX (Reuters Life!) – Veteran Hells Angel Sonny Barger has sued cable firm HBO alleging it cut him out of a biker drama he helped to develop, Barger’s attorney said on Monday.
Sonny Barger’s TongueBarger lodged the suit against HBO in federal court in Los Angeles last week, saying it sidelined him from the pilot of a drama called “1%”, about a troubled Arizona motorcycle club.

The suit also named the executive producer and writer of the pilot, Michael Tolkin, and his holding company, White Mountain Co, Barger’s attorney Fritz Clapp said.

“Basically, Michael Tolkin stole our show and sold it to HBO,” Clapp said in a telephone interview.

“Everything that he knows about motorcycle clubs he knows from Sonny Barger,” he added.

The term “1 percenter” was coined by the American Motorcycle Association decades ago to describe the 1 percent of motorcycle riders that they deemed troublemakers.

The pilot focused on a chapter of the fictional Death Rangers motorcycle club in Arizona, and centered on a veteran member who is sent from California to bring it under control.

In the complaint, Barger said he and Tolkin pitched HBO on a motorcycle club-centered series, and HBO subsequently turned to Tolkin to create it.

After Barger objected to some of the elements in the pilot, HBO “refused to acknowledge the contributions or authorship” of Barger and did not seek permission to “use or publish the name, trademark, persona or likeness of Sonny Barger for any purpose,” the lawsuit suit said.

Barger, 69, is a founding member of the Hells Angels chapter in Oakland, California, and is the most famous member of the club that turned 60 last month.

He moved to Arizona from California a decade ago. He now raises horses and rides with the club’s Cave Creek, Arizona, chapter.

Share A Dream – Build A Future

from The Buffalo News

Books For Kids 

Having books in the home encourages reading and the lifelong love of learning.

Books for Kids drive is changing lives

Margaret Sullivan 

In my childhood home, my mother was in charge of birthday presents and what went under the Christmas tree. And she did it thoughtfully and well, month after month, year after year.

My father, by contrast, rarely got into the gift-giving business. But one Christmas when I was in high school, he came up with a spectacular present for his word-happy daughter: A full set of Shakespeare’s plays — four volumes, bound in red leather. More than three decades later, the books are within my line of vision, on the top shelf of a bookcase in my office. Nowthat was a gift with enduring value.

Two of the best possible gifts for children, I’m convinced, are the love of reading and the presence of books in the home. This is true now, in the Internet Age, every bit as much as it was in the 1970s when I got to know “Hamlet” and “Macbeth.”

In fact, it may be more valuable now than ever, since reading develops a child’s attention span, balancing the effects of the fast-flickering digital world that 21st century children increasingly live in.

Seeing my own children — both teenagers now — reading for pleasure has been one of the great satisfactions of motherhood for me. That’s because I know it has helped them, making them better students, more informed citizens and more interesting people.

I have no doubt that adult success is tied closely to childhood reading. This is true whether a child grows up in an affluent suburb or the inner city. It’s probably more important for those who lack other advantages.

But not every parent, and not every child, has the opportunity to make books — especially one’s own books — a part of everyday life.

In Buffalo, the nation’s second-poorest city, many families simply don’t have the money to buy books. Trips to the public library are wonderful, of course, and irreplaceable. But so is the presence of books that are owned by the family, or better yet, the child.

Study after study has shown that having books in the home encourages reading and the lifelong love of learning.

That’s where an effort called Books for Kids comes in.

[ click to read full article at The Buffalo News ]

Budonka-Bonk

From the Los Angeles Times

BOOK REVIEW

‘Bonk’ by Mary Roach

The scientific exploration of human sexuality.

By Tara Ison

April 20, 2008

Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex
by Mary Roach

W.W. Norton: 288 pp., $24.95

What Mary Roach won’t do for a book! In her delicious “Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers,” Roach hung out with severed heads in a dissection lab, sniffed around a body farm (more politely known as a forensic anthropology facility) and studied smashed corpses donated for automobile-crash research — all to aid her investigation of an aspect of existence most of us prefer to ignore.

Bonk by Mary RoachNow, in “Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex,” Roach has chosen a topic that is perhaps the antithesis of death: our sexual physiology and psychology. Like “Stiff,” “Bonk” (almost interchangeable titles, no?) is rich in dexterous innuendo, laugh-out-loud humor and illuminating fact. It’s a compulsively readable, informative history of the scientific inquiry into the hows and wherefores of engorged tissues and sweaty palms, from Leonardo to Kinsey and on to Annie Sprinkle, including coverage of “artificial coition machines,” panda porn, the challenges of conducting sex studies in Islamic countries and the workings of the orgasm in people with spinal cord injuries.

She details gender bias in research and language (such as the longtime male-dominated debate between the “vaginocentrists” and the pro-clitoral orgasm team), but she too often glosses over the tragic effects of misguided “treatments.” The profit-seekers or perpetrators of scientific sexual brutalities (such as Leo Stanley’s experimental testicular grafts of animal gonads into San Quentin inmates in the 1920s) often get off easy. And for a writer so conscious of the power of language, her discussion of “clitoridectomies” as the treatment for female “hysteria” up to the 1950s, with no mention of the continuing crisis of female genital mutilation, is too determinedly apolitical.

Beware, too, the queasy-making or cringe-inducing sequences. There wasn’t a sentence in “Stiff” that made me squirm, but Roach’s needles-and-tubes descriptions of Dr. Gen-Long Hsu’s surgical treatments for erectile dysfunction were hard to bear.

[ click to read complete review at the LA Times ]

A guy gets into a three-way with two girls draped in the American flag…

from the NY Daily News

Odd forms follow funk with Was (Not Was)

Sunday, April 20th 2008, 4:00 AM

Was (Not Was)

It’s safe to say there’s only one living funk band who would record a lyric with the following plot:

A guy gets into a three-way with two girls draped in the American flag, then meets an insane skinhead who hurls an anti-Semitic comment at him, causing him to kill and dismember the lout, after which our narrator sees a UFO land on the Hollywood sign, out of which emerges Tom Cruise and Scientology leader L. Ron Hubbard in postcoital bliss.

Who but the twisted talents of Was (Not Was) would dare match such a heady scenario to the low-down fire of funk?

Was (Not Was) Boo!

Not that they’re entirely without antecedents. George Clinton made surreality a central part of his shtick. And Frank Zappa pioneered the whole universe of nut-case funk, even if he never got the sexual chemistry part quite right.

Was (Not Was) has that part down. In fact, no band has so perfectly balanced the pull of funk with language worthy of the theater of the absurd.

To broaden the band’s already sprawling music, they brought in a special guest orator – Kris Kristofferson – who grumbles his way through the existential poem “Green Pills in the Dresser.” No less a talent than Bob Dylan came along too, co-authoring the crazed tale “Mr. Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore.”

But it wasn’t the great bard who came up with lines like this typical Was quatrain: “High in fiber/low in fat/come at your mama/with a baseball bat.”

Even on the odd chance that someone else could have written those lines, only the Was brothers could make them dance.

[ click to read full article at NY Daily News ]

Leading a contemplative literary life isn’t dead…

From the Los Angeles Times

BOOKS

Young authors embrace the thought process

Leading a contemplative literary life isn’t dead even in these hectic times. Just ask Nathaniel Rich, left, Keith Gessen and Ed Park.

 

By Scott Timberg, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

 

All The Sad Young Literary Men by Keith GessenNEW YORK — Is it possible to lead a dedicated literary life in the billionaire-filled, media-crazed New York of today? To be heedless of the material world as you burrow into novels and ideas the way the old Partisan Review gang did in the ’40s and ’50s, to come up with notions that rock the intellectual landscape? And if so, who exactly is still paying attention?

Those are questions three reasonably young men are asking now in much-awaited first novels that emerge over the next few weeks. Each novelist takes a very different position toward rendering literary life in a city where bohemian writers have been forced out by hedge-fund guys. And each co-edits a journal that is proud, almost defiant about its print status — in a nation where the image has been replacing the word for at least half a century now, and even some well-funded publications are in free-fall.The Mayor's Tongue by Nathaniel Rich

Outside of a few college towns, perhaps, it’s hard now to embrace the cerebral unapologetically without a sense of irony, of operating a bit out of time. But that didn’t stop Keith Gessen and some Ivy League-educated friends from launching, in 2004, the ambitious and pugilistic journal n+1, which was greeted by some as a kind of knowing, intellectual stunt. “Oh, no,” Gessen, who has heavy brows and a wide Russian mouth, said one recent evening. “It wasn’t a joke.”

That first issue was dedicated mostly to outlining what it opposed. “We were against the New Republic, we were against McSweeney’s, we were against the war, we were against exercise,” Gessen continued, sitting in a dive bar on the Upper West Side, where he once lived in an illegal sublet before decamping for Brooklyn, like most of the city’s other literati. ” And to this day we’re against many things.”

Personal Days by Ed ParkAt this point he’s kidding, but he’s a serious guy: His journal is dedicated first and foremost, he said, to bringing “a fighting spirit” back to a conflict-averse literary culture.

The Moscow-born Gessen, 33, may be the end of the line, the last of the bold, hungry, text-based thinkers, a throwback to the heyday of Dissent, the quarterly at which he once toiled. His semi-autobiographical novel, “All the Sad Young Literary Men,” came out last week to mostly strong reviews. His journal, meanwhile, takes what might be called the hard-line position on intellectual life: We don’t need more creativity, it says, we need more rigorous argument and political commitment. With Nathaniel Rich, a Paris Review editor whose surreal novel, “The Mayor’s Tongue,” came out last week, and Ed Park, the Believer co-founder and author of the upcoming “Personal Days,” which takes the glamour entirely out of the world of literary journalism, Gessen shows the pleasures and perils of taking ideas seriously in a city attuned more to Dow Jones than Irving Howe.

click to read full article at the LA Times ]

CBGB’s Remains

from MTV.com

 CBGB’s Reincarnation: Take A Tour Of The Boutique In The Once-Great Punk Club’s Location

‘We wanted to marry history, rock and roll and fashion,’ designer John Varvatos says of his shop.

NEW YORK — From the outside, 315 Bowery — the former address of New York’s CBGB — looks nothing like its former self.

The stickered head at CBGB

There’s no Sharpie-inflicted graffiti praising the likes of the Dictators or Black Flag adorning the entrance. Instead, a security guard wearing a black tailored suit is manning the space’s humongous glass door, across which the words “John Varvatos” are stenciled in black. Through the glass, one notices an array of church candles flickering wildly and a 6-foot-tall replica of the Statue of Liberty.

Inside, the smell of fine Italian leather and $190 blue jeans has replaced the tang of a million stale cigarettes, rat poop, spilled beer and all manner of bodily fluids. Instead of aged gutter punks with protruding gray nose hairs, there are rail-thin models — including Daisy Lowe, daughter of Bush’s Gavin Rossdale — and other types of beautiful people here, splayed across antique chaise lounges, all as the final preparations for the store’s impending opening are being made.

This isn’t CBGB — the once-great punk club that helped launch the careers of the Ramones, Blondie, Talking Heads, Bad Brains and Sonic Youth. It’s now a John Varvatos boutique. Since the club’s sole owner, the late Hilly Kristal, had a moving company pack up all of CBGB’s contents — including the pee-stained, vomit-lined urinals — before the venue shut its doors for the last time, there isn’t much in the way of “artifacts” here. But there are a few relics left.

(Click here for photos of the store’s interior.)

And covering the walls on either side are concert posters for bands like the Dillinger Escape Plan, the Ramones, Guns N’ Roses, Iron Maiden, Kiss and Social Distortion. There are rare and imported vinyl records and autographed Stratocasters, all from Varvatos’ personal collection. There’s also Ramones memorabilia on loan from Arturo Vega, who created the band’s logo.

CBGB’s dubious bar is gone too, packed up and lying in wait somewhere inside a storage truck in Connecticut. But as part of his vision to restore the space as much to its original design and layout, Varvatos had an old wooden bar shipped in from Pennsylvania that looks very similar to the original and is just as long. The bar serves as the store’s checkout area. Flanking the wall behind the bar is a set of four stained-glass windows, which were extracted from an old church.

click to view full piece at mtv.com ]

This Week’s NY Times Fiction Bestseller List

from the New York Times

April 27, 2008

Hardcover Fiction

This
Week
Last
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Weeks
On List
1 WHERE ARE YOU NOW?, by Mary Higgins Clark. (Simon & Schuster, $25.95.) A woman searches for the truth about her brother, who is alive but has disappeared. 1
2 UNACCUSTOMED EARTH, by Jhumpa Lahiri. (Knopf, $25.) Stories about the anxiety and transformation experienced by Bengali parents and their American children. 1 2
3 CERTAIN GIRLS, by Jennifer Weiner. (Atria, $26.95.) A girl discovers the sexy, somewhat autobiographical novel her mother wrote years earlier. 1
4 BELONG TO ME, by Marisa de los Santos. (Morrow, $24.95.) When she moves to the suburbs, a woman becomes enmeshed in complications and secrets. 5 2
5 * SMALL FAVOR, by Jim Butcher. (Roc, $23.95.) Book 10 of the Dresden Files series about a wizard detective in Chicago. 2 2
6 THE APPEAL, by John Grisham. (Doubleday, $27.95.) Political and legal intrigue ensue when a Mississippi court decides against a chemical company accused of dumping toxic waste. 4 11
7 COMPULSION, by Jonathan Kellerman. (Ballantine, $27.) Several Los Angeles women are murdered, and the psychologist-detective Alex Delaware investigates. 3 3
8 CHANGE OF HEART, by Jodi Picoult. (Atria, $26.95.) A prisoner on death row begins performing miracles. 6 6
9 BULLS ISLAND, by Dorothea Benton Frank. (Morrow, $24.95.) An investment banker returns to the South Carolina island home she had left 20 years before. 1
10 A THOUSAND SPLENDID SUNS, by Khaled Hosseini. (Riverhead, $25.95.) A friendship between two women in Afghanistan against the backdrop of 30 years of war. 8 47
11 * REMEMBER ME?, by Sophie Kinsella. (Dial, $25.) After an auto accident, a London woman loses her memory. 7 7
12 ZAPPED, by Carol Higgins Clark. (Scribner, $24.) The adventures of several New Yorkers, including the P.I. Regan Reilly, on the night of the 2003 blackout. 1
13 7TH HEAVEN, by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro. (Little, Brown, $27.99.) In San Francisco, Detective Lindsay Boxer and the Women’s Murder Club hunt for an arsonist. 9 10
14 DEAD HEAT, by Joel C. Rosenberg. (Tyndale, $24.99.) With the world on the brink of war, terrorists plot to assassinate a candidate in a closely fought presidential election. 13 4
15 THE BRIEF WONDROUS LIFE OF OSCAR WAO, by Junot Díaz. (Riverhead, $24.95.) A Dominican-American in New Jersey struggles to escape a family curse. 3
16 WINTER STUDY, by Nevada Barr. (Putnam, $24.95.) The national park ranger Anna Pigeon returns to an island park in Lake Superior, where a monstrous wolf is at large. 10 2
Also Selling
17 A PRISONER OF BIRTH, by Jeffrey Archer (St. Martin’s)
18 WORLD WITHOUT END, by Ken Follett (Dutton)
19 GUILTY, by Karen Robards (Putnam)
20 HOLLYWOOD CROWS, by Joseph Wambaugh (Little, Brown)
21 LUSH LIFE, by Richard Price (Farrar, Straus and Giroux)
22 PLEASURE, by Eric Jerome Dickey (Dutton)
23 THE THIRD ANGEL, by Alice Hoffman (Shaye Areheart)
24 SEPULCHRE, by Kate Mosse (Putnam)
25 THE DARK TIDE, by Andrew Gross (Morrow)
26 TEN-YEAR NAP, by Meg Wolitzer (Riverhead)
27 LOST SOULS, by Lisa Jackson (Kensington)
28 HONOR THYSELF, by Danielle Steel (Delacorte)
29 WRATH OF A MAD GOD, by Raymond E. Feist (Eos/HarperCollins)
30 PEOPLE OF THE BOOK, by Geraldine Brooks (Viking)
31 DUMA KEY, by Stephen King (Scribner)
32 THE WINDING WAYS QUILT, by Jennifer Chiaverini (Simon & Schuster)
33 BUCKINGHAM PALACE GARDENS, by Anne Perry (Ballantine)
34 BLACK WIDOW, by Randy Wayne White (Putnam)
35 CHRIST THE LORD: THE ROAD TO CANA, by Anne Rice (Knopf)

[ click to view list at NYTimes.com ]

Music As Memoir

from Publishers Weekly

Music as Memoir

Life stories with a backbeat.

by Mark Rotella — Publishers Weekly

 In a poem set to music by his lover Benjamin Britten, W.H. Auden implored the patron saint of music, “Blessed Cecilia, appear in visions/ To all musicians, appear and inspire.”

Nikki Sixx

Or as Nikki Sixx, bassist and songwriter for heavy metal band Mötley Crüe, acknowledges inspiration in his bestselling memoir, The Heroin Diaries: “I remember Iggy and the Stooges’ song ‘Search and Destroy’ reaching out from my speakers to me like my own personal anthem.”

And the authors of books on music—be they history or critical analysis, biography or autobiography—have surely felt a similar pull to write about music. In a field of music writing one might label “music as memoir,” authors reveal just how much music speaks to them and use music as a prism through which to view the world around them.

“Your man or your woman’s gone, the whiskey don’t work no more, you’re aching for the homeplace—and God ain’t listenin’,” writes Dana Jennings in Sing Me Back Home (Faber and Faber, May), drawing on his own dirt-poor family in New Hampshire to explain 20th-century rural America. “You just need to wallow sometimes,” Jennings acknowledges in a Hank Williams–inspired chapter titled “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry.”

“You’ve got music fans who want a valentine of or homage to their favorite artists, and you’ve got those who just want the dirt,” says Lissa Warren, senior publicity director at Da Capo. “Some of these guys are just over the top,” says Warren’s colleague, executive editor Ben Schafer. “They have decadent stories—of women, sex and drugs.”

And riding in on the heels of autobiographies such as last year’s Slash by the Guns ‘n’ Roses guitarist are such down-and-dirty tell-alls as Stephen Davis’s Watch You Bleed (Gotham, Aug.) and W.A.R.: Axl Rose (St. Martin’s, Feb.) by Mick Wall—both of which are on, you guessed it, Guns ‘n’ Roses. Of course, old-time rockers are still garnering ink in such books as AC/DC by Murray Engleheart (Harper Entertainment).

“There has been a trend toward rock stars finally telling their life stories themselves,” says Schafer at Da Capo. “Once something like Clapton happens, they say, ‘Hey, I can do this.’ ”

Eric Clapton, Nikki Sixx, Slash, Tommy Lee, and the Police’s Andy Summers and Sting—the list goes one—have all joined the confessional club.

[ click to view full article at Publisher’s Weekly ]

Gabriel’s Filter

from the Los Angeles Times

Peter Gabriel wants to help organize entertainment options

The tech-savvy musician is launching a website that helps viewers sift through recommendations.

By Geoff Boucher, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

Peter Gabriel by Arnold Newman / Real WorldPETER GABRIEL has always roamed the sector between art and science. “My father was an electrical engineer,” the English musician said, “and while I didn’t inherit his talent for invention, I did pick up a love of innovation, a passion for finding the next.”

The search for next has taken Gabriel into a dizzying array of directions (his pioneering CD-ROM “Xplora1” in 1995, for instance, framed many of the Digital Age possibilities for musicians), but right now he is most excited about an endeavor that narrows the number of ideas: The Filter.

“We’ve all sat there at the computer with muscle fatigue in our thumbs and faced with so much information without focus,” said Gabriel, a partner in the new website. “Getting the good stuff without the grief, that is the dream. And I’m not talking just about music, I mean everything. Not just a disc jockey, but a life jockey.”

TheFilter.com has a beta launch today and goes public in May to join a wide and churning group of recommendation engines. (Many track only music preferences; the Filter aspires to add film to the mix.)

Clearly, many people realize that the Internet can create a “tyranny of too much choice,” as the Filter’s chief executive officer, David Maher Roberts, puts it. The Filter combines purchase, consumption and browsing data (it tracks accounts on Netflix, Flixster, etc.) to create an experience map. The next level, Gabriel said, will be to meld your profile with someone else’s.

“If you have a friend who knows more about reggae than you, or there’s a critic or a composer who intrigues you, you can mash-up your profiles. That’s where we want to go. That’s where a lot of people would like to go.”

[ click to read full article at the LA Times ]

Rock Poster Illustrator Steven Wilson

from The CoolHunter

Image

Here are a selection of images straight from the folio of highly sought after Brighton based illustrator Steven Wilson. With an impressive client list including everyone from Coke to Nike to BBC to MTV, it is probably likely that at some stage you have come across one of his beautiful works. Inspired by circus imagery, tribal art and 70’s rock posters amongst other things, Steven can often be found sifting through flea market stalls to find obscure books to use as reference points and to ensure his works stand above from the crowd.With a particular passion for working on albums covers, his pieces certainly define and represent the new wave of illustrated art. 

By Brendan McKnight

click to view original page at The Coolhunter ]

Granite Monument to History of Humanity Installed at the Official Center Of The World

from the LA Times

Desert monument captures history on stone

In a forlorn stretch of desert, a tirelessly inquisitive Frenchman confidently builds his History of Humanity.

By Mike Anton
Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

April 16, 2008

FELICITY, CALIF. — A stiff wind blows grit across Jacques-Andre Istel’s latest and greatest undertaking, a History of Humanity etched on hundreds of granite panels a few turns of a tumbleweed from the Arizona border. 

He understands if you don’t immediately understand.

Jacques-Andre Istel - the Mayor of Felicity - and his wife Felicia for whom the town is named 

“You might ask: What qualifications do I have to write a history of humanity?” says Istel, 79, who is French by birth but American in his individualism. “Well, I would ask: What were my qualifications to design parachutes when I was a banker?”

Good point. Istel has always zigged where others zagged. He is a tireless wayfarer with an insatiable curiosity and no tolerance for boredom, who has pingponged through life like a character in a picaresque novel.

He fled Paris with his family in advance of the Nazis. He hitchhiked across the U.S. when he was 14. After a stint in the Marine Corps, he chucked a career on Wall Street to take up parachuting — which he learned by leaping from a plane with virtually no instruction. He eventually fathered the sport of sky diving in America. Later, having grown antsy running a business, he circumnavigated the globe in a twin-engine airplane, at times not certain he’d make it. 

In the mid-1980s, he founded the town of Felicity on about 2,800 acres of California desert. He built a marble-and-glass pyramid the size of a large garage and proclaimed it the Official Center of the World; thousands have paid a couple of bucks each to step inside, even though it’s not even the center of Imperial County. More recently, Istel moved 150,000 tons of dirt to create the nearby Hill of Prayer on which he built the Church on the Hill — even though he’s not particularly religious.

“You’ve got to admit, that’s interesting,” Istel says.

[ click to read full article in the LA Times ]

Early English Reaction To Train Wreck

I fucking love England.

http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/displayProductDetails.do?sku=6148987

UK cover for James Frey's BRIGHT SHINY MORNINGOutside the crime genre (Raymond Chandler, James Ellroy, Walter Mosley) and the novels of John Fante, Charles Bukowski has stood alone as the great fictional chronicler of Los Angeles life. Until now. Brilliant though he is, his novels do not have the ambition, scope and pin-sharp execution of James Frey’s truly exceptional debut novel, Bright Shiny Morning.

From the grotesquely ostentatious lifestyles of the super-rich to the panhandling itinerants of Venice Beach, Frey has brought us a huge array of LA characters and pulled together a brilliant and multi-faceted portrait of the City of Angels, combining snippets of fact and history with multiple fictional threads to produce a mind-blowing work of fiction.

Harsh reality, humour, extreme violence and moments of the utmost tenderness can all be found here in a virtuoso novel that is sure to resonate for many years to come as the first great LA novel. A modern masterpiece of American fiction, which should have DeLillo, McCarthy and other American fiction heavyweights pondering on the sudden arrival of a stranger in their midst.

Zombie Strippers – Enough Said

from the Village Voice

Everything You Could Hope For in a Movie Called Zombie Strippers

Sometimes titles don’t lie

by Luke Y. Thompson

April 15th, 2008 12:00 AM

Zombie Strippers one sheetDuring George W. Bush’s fourth term as president, the administration’s desire for crises and predisposition toward fuck-ups leads to the creation of a zombie virus that the government hopes will help replenish troops for its various overseas conflicts. Infected women become super-strong and maintain their intelligence, but the men remain your typical, shambling, mindless undead. So when the virus leaks into a strip club, the place becomes the most popular illegal joint in town. All too often with horror/cult movies, a catchy title masks a low budget and an even lower level of talent, but director Jay Lee (The Slaughter) delivers absolutely everything you could possibly hope for in a film called Zombie Strippers, with a consistently hilarious, brutal, and titillating mash-up of Return of the Living Dead and Showgirls that actually beats out Mark Pirro’s Nudist Colony of the Dead for the unofficial title of best naked zombie movie ever. He even manages some George Romero–style social commentary, with zombie-dom as a metaphor for plastic surgery—that star Jenna Jameson’s plasticized, pre-zombie face is actually scarier than the final monstrous version only proves the point.   

[ click to view article at Village Voice ]

Novel by Swarm

from The Washington Post

 Bethesda Start-Up Makes Writing a Little Less Lonely

By Kim Hart
Washington Post Staff Writer

On the Web, everyone can be a published author.

Amateur and professional writers alike have found voices in blogs and social-networking profiles, bypassing the cut-throat competition of old-line publishing. Now a Bethesda start-up is trying to leverage that community of would-be authors to help write books, or at least improve them.

click to visit webook.com 

WEbook, which launched last week, invites writers, editors, topic experts and anyone else who has something to say to put their virtual pens together to work on literary projects. If the finished works get high marks from the site’s members, WEbook publishes hard copies and sells them through online booksellers such as Amazon.com and retail stores including Barnes & Noble. Some books can also be read via mobile phones or in e-book format.

WEbook’s first published novel, a 58-chapter thriller called “Pandora,” was written by 17 people and will hit shelves next week.

By adopting the growing crowd-sourcing model, which aims to tap into the wisdom of a wide range of people, and the collaborative style of Wikipedia entries, WEbook hopes to help frustrated writers realize their potential.

“The idea is that a book would turn out better if the author could get fast, early feedback during the writing process,” said WEbook President Sue Heilbronner, a former lawyer whose pent-up creative ambitions drove her to the entrepreneurial world.

Novel-writing isn’t considered to be the most social activity, Heilbronner says. That’s why many of the 90 projects on the site take the form of anthologies of first-person essays, how-to guides and short-story collections. Current works in progress include “101 Things Every Man Should Know How to Do,” a playful tutorial on how to cook a steak or break dance, and “The First Year,” a collection of essays about the experiences of first-time teachers.

In addition to attracting writers, WEbook hopes to tap into the expertise of people with detailed knowledge of more esoteric fields. Heilbronner hopes experts in law or espionage, for example, could lend their know-how to make a legal thriller more authoritative.

WEbook plans to pull in revenue by selling content produced on the site, mostly through hard copies of books, e-books or even audio books. For works not selected for publication, the company will give members the option of self-publishing their manuscripts through WEbook. Eventually, the site plans to charge for premium listings for highly skilled writers or book promotions.

WEbook isn’t the first to experiment with collaborative publishing. Last year, Penguin Books in Britain launched a wikinovel project called “A Million Penguins” to see what happens when dozens of people weigh in on the plot, characters and title of a manuscript. Book publisher HarperCollins tried a similar venture by letting teens contribute chapters for a teen novel, now available as an e-book. Each November, National Novel Writing Month, thousands of aspiring writers gather in groups across the country to hammer out 50,000-word novels in social settings.

[ click to read full article at WaPo ]

James Frey Doodles For Charity (this is a good cause – So Donate.)

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James Frey

James Frey’s first memoir of his treatment at an alcohol and drug addiction rehabilitation facility, A Million Little Pieces (2003), and its follow-up, My Friend Leonard (2005-also a memoir), became New York Times #1 bestsellers. 

A Million Little Pieces remained on the New York Times best seller list for 44 weeks, selling in excess of 4.5 million copies. The New Yorker praised the book as “A frenzied, electrifying description of the experience.”

His latest work, Bright Shiny Morning, published by HarperCollins, will be released in June 2008. This new book, a novel, is set in contemporary Los Angeles and tracks the lives of various characters from different backgrounds. These include a male movie star, a Mexican maid, and a homeless man from Venice Beach.

Frey’s books have been published in thirty-one languages worldwide.  Visit his Official website.

 

As part of NF Awareness month, celebrity doodles will be available for auction on eBay from May 8th – 18th.These doodles have a very important aim: the funds they raise will benefit NF, Inc., an organization dedicated to providing support to individuals and families affected by neurofibromatosis (NF).Neurofibromatosis is a genetic disorder that affects one in every 2,500 births. NF is more common than Cystic Fibrosis, Muscular Dystrophy and Huntington’s Disease combined. Funds raised from the Doodle Day auction will go to support education, advocacy, coalitions, and research for treatments and a cure.To learn more about NF, please visit www.nfinc.org.For more information about National Doodle Day, contact email doodleday@nfinc.org

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Now I Want A Photo of Sarko In The Buff

from the New York Observer

Sacre Bruni!

Gorgeous, Stylish, Occasionally Nude … Does Mrs. Sarkozy Matter? France’s 21st-Century Lady of State, Merger of Sex, Power, Art; ‘She Arouses Envy,’ Says Tony Judt, ‘Let ’em Eat Cheesecake!’

  

Until last Thursday, when a nude photograph of Carla Bruni, the 40-year-old model-turned-pop-star-turned-first lady of France, sold at Christie’s for $91,000, more than 20 times its expected price, Ms. Bruni hadn’t been the Carla Bruni by Philip Burkesubject of much conversation among New Yorkers. But over the last week, her name popped out of pursed lips at cocktail lounges and long lunches across the city, as men and women started to catch on that a new icon of fashion, sex and sensibility—a 21st-century amalgam of Jackie O, Lady Di and J-Lo—was emerging across the Atlantic. News of the photo sale even made it onto Saturday Night Live’s weekend update.

Thanks to the Internet, the photograph—taken by Michael Comte in 1993, when Ms. Bruni was working as a model—made the rounds. Her face all wide planes, her small breasts pointing off in two directions, she stands with her hands forming a diamond over her nether regions, a sort of ironic Eve pose, but she doesn’t seem to be covering up for her own sake. Her expression—her lips are parted in a parody of innocence, her eyes are semi-frozen—says she had little need for shelter. Her skin is just the outfit she’s put on for the picture, as easy to model as a Dior suit or an Yves Saint Laurent gown. This woman has nothing to hide.

Indeed, in our own political season, when concealment, attack and counterattack are so rife, there was something Edenic about the photo of a first lady standing naked, unapologetic, challenging the viewer to choose between arousal and admiration. Because frankly, she looks great. The fact that the photo was taken 15 years ago is irrelevant, because Ms. Bruni has continued her full-frontal, forward surge of sex and power to this current day.

[ click to read full article in the New York Observer ]

New Book Titles Out Next Week

from Shelf-Awareness.com

Shelf-Awareness.com 

Attainment: New Titles Out Next Week

Selected new titles appearing next Tuesday, April 22:

So Brave, Young and Handsome: A Novel by Leif Enger (Atlantic Monthly, $24, 9780871139856/0871139855) recounts the journey of a failed novelist and an outlaw from Minnesota to Mexico during the early 20th century.

The Whole Truth by David Baldacci (Grand Central, $26.99, 9780446195973/0446195979) follows government and media leaders during a geopolitical crisis.

The House at Riverton: A Novel by Kate Morton (Atria, $24.95, 9781416550518/1416550518) follows the servant of a struggling English family during World War I.

Quicksand by Iris Johansen (St. Martin’s, $26.95, 9780312368067/0312368062) is the 12th novel featuring forensic sculptor Eve Duncan.

Santa Fe Dead by Stuart Woods (Putnam, $25.95, 9780399154904/0399154906) is the third thriller with attorney Ed Eagle.

The Third Circle by Amanda Quick (Putnam, $24.95, 9780399154843/0399154841) is the fourth entry in the Arcane Society series.

Willie Nelson: An Epic Life by Joe Nick Patoski (Little, Brown, $27.99, 9780316017787/0316017787) chronicles the life and career of a cultural icon.

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It Doesn’t Take Any Brains To Be An Author

from the NY Times

He Wrote 200,000 Books (but Computers Did Some of the Work)

Sandy Huffaker for The New York Times

Philip Parker says he has computers do the substantial amount of repetitive work that is required in the writing of so many books.

By NOAM COHEN Published: April 14, 2008

 

It’s not easy to write a book. First you have to pick a title. And then there is the table of contents. If you want the book to be categorized, either by a bookseller or a library, it has to be assigned a unique numerical code, like an ISBN, for International Standard Book Number. There have to be proper margins. Finally, there’s the back cover.

 

Oh, and there is all that stuff in the middle, too. The writing.

 

Philip M. Parker seems to have licked that problem. Mr. Parker has generated more than 200,000 books, as an advanced search on Amazon.com under his publishing company shows, making him, in his own words, “the most published author in the history of the planet.” And he makes money doing it.

 

Among the books published under his name are “The Official Patient’s Sourcebook on Acne Rosacea” ($24.95 and 168 pages long); “Stickler Syndrome: A Bibliography and Dictionary for Physicians, Patients and Genome Researchers” ($28.95 for 126 pages); and “The 2007-2012 Outlook for Tufted Washable Scatter Rugs, Bathmats and Sets That Measure 6-Feet by 9-Feet or Smaller in India” ($495 for 144 pages).

 

But these are not conventional books, and it is perhaps more accurate to call Mr. Parker a compiler than an author. Mr. Parker, who is also the chaired professor of management science at Insead (a business school with campuses in Fontainebleau, France, and Singapore), has developed computer algorithms that collect publicly available information on a subject — broad or obscure — and, aided by his 60 to 70 computers and six or seven programmers, he turns the results into books in a range of genres, many of them in the range of 150 pages and printed only when a customer buys one.

 

If this sounds like cheating to the layman’s ear, it does not to Mr. Parker, who holds some provocative — and apparently profitable — ideas on what constitutes a book. While the most popular of his books may sell hundreds of copies, he said, many have sales in the dozens, often to medical libraries collecting nearly everything he produces. He has extended his technique to crossword puzzles, rudimentary poetry and even to scripts for animated game shows.

 

And he is laying the groundwork for romance novels generated by new algorithms. “I’ve already set it up,” he said. “There are only so many body parts.”

 

As part of his love of words, and dictionaries in all languages, Mr. Parker said he has taken to having his computers create acrostic poems — where the first letter of a series of words spells a synonym of those words, often to ironic effect.

 

Of course, one of the difficulties of generating a hundred thousand poems is stepping back and assessing their quality.

 

“Do you think one of them is Shakespeare?” he was asked.

 

“No,” he said. “Only because I haven’t done sonnets yet.”

 

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Half Gallery Opens

from the New York Times

April 15th, 2008 11:11 AM

Gallery Opening | Crass Commercialism

By SABRINA MANSOURI

Half Gallery owners Andy Spade, Bill Powers, James Frey. (Kaya Yusi)

Half Gallery, the new gallery on Forsyth Street owned by Andy SpadeBill Powers and James Frey, held its inaugural show last Thursday night for Matt Damhave, best known as a co-founder of Imitation of Christ. Since leaving the label, Damhave has created graphics for the band Gang Gang Dance and most recently contributed artwork to Chloë Sevigny’s look book for Opening Ceremony. Chloë’s brother, Paul Sevigny, was the first to buy a piece, an image called “Already Crass.” The exhibition runs through May 10th. For more information, go to halfgallery.com

The artwork of Matt Damhave. (Kaya Yusi)

 

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