Cruise Clownpocalypse

from The Mirror Clown ‘starts violent brawl on cruise ship as passengers use plates for weapons’ Families feared for their lives as chaos erupted on the P&O Britannia cruise following a boozy patriotic party where large amounts of alcohol were consumed...

Uranium Super Snake Yeah!

from The Independent Radioactive uranium, whiskey and rattlesnake found in stolen car pulled over by police Stephen Jennings, 40, told officers he was trying to create a ‘super snake’ by Emma Snaith Stephen Jennings, 40, was found with a rattlesnake, uranium, a gun...

Mysterious Mars Methane

from The Atlantic A Startling Spike on Mars Methane gas is a potential indicator of life on the red planet, but it’s proving difficult to track. by MARINA KOREN If humans ever discover life on Mars, this is how it might start: with a breaking-news alert heralding a...

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from CBS Chicago Mom Charged After Driving With Kids Inside Inflatable Pool On Roof Credit: Dixon Police Department CHICAGO (CBS)– A Dixon mom was arrested after she was found driving while her kids sat inside an inflatable pool on top of her car. According to...

They’re Real

from The Wall Street Journal The Asteroid Peril Isn’t Science Fiction Even if we managed to spot a small but dangerous asteroid heading for Earth, we currently have no means to stop it Gordon L. Dillow In May, a group of international scientists assembled near...

Tortillapocalypse

from Food and Wine Taco Bell Confirms ‘Tortillapocalypse’ Is Real, Recommends Gorditas Instead Many locations around the country are running out of tortillas used for burritos and quesadillas. By Mike Pomranz Image from FranchiseTimes.com Taco Bell has mastered the...