Did He Bugger Or Did He Blow ‘Round The Redwood Tree?

from the San Jose Mercury News Horse tied up, sexually assaulted in Felton By Cathy Kelly A Felton woman says her horse was sexually assaulted Monday evening in a pasture near Graham Hill and Mount Hermon roads, according to Santa Cruz County Animal Services. The...

Airport Employee’s Puny Penis Puts Him In The Pokey

from NBC Miami Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke MIA worker assaults colleague who made crack at genitalia after walk through machine By WILLARD SHEPARD and BRIAN HAMAC Miami-Dade Police Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too...