The Sausage Workers

from The Daily Mail Feet first into the meat grinder: Gruesome death for sausage factory worker chewed up in front of his horrified colleagues Father-of-four was conscious when he fell into machine – Coworkers watched in disbelief as it ripped his legs off A...

Heroin Cat

from FOX 31 Denver Tests will confirm whether cat died from heroin overdose; Woman arrested BOULDER, Colo. – A Boulder woman has been arrested for allegedly killing a cat by blowing heroin smoke into its face, according to Boulder Police. 21-year-old Danielle...

Drunk Chick Showers Sheriffs With Breast Milk

from 10 TV News Woman Arrested After Allegedly Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk Monday,  June 27, 2011 5:48 AM DELAWARE, Ohio — A woman faces several charges after she allegedly sprayed deputies with breast milk as they tried to detain her over the weekend. The...

For $95 Million I Might Let My Boss Masturbate On Me As Well

from the NY Daily News St. Louis woman awarded $95 million after former boss allegedly masturbated on her BY NINA MANDELL DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER A St. Louis woman who said she was hit on the head with her boss’ genitals was awarded what her attorneys believe is...

Elvis’ Favorite Sandwich

from The Daily Graeme Wood describes Elvis’ all-time favorite sandwich, the 8,000-calorie Fool’s Gold Loaf. We’re looking for the most ridiculous sandwiches out there. [ click to read at The Daily ]