Sexually-dynamic Mustached Americans

from ABC News American Mustache Institute Pushes for Congressional Facial-Hair Caucus By Chris Good Spurred by a whiff of news that Sen. Angus King, I-Maine, wants a caucus for senators with facial hair, the American Mustache Institute is pushing King to make good on...

Assault & Burrito-ry

from CBS Tampa Bay Police: Man Assaults Teen Boy With Taco Bell Burrito PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – Beware the burrito. Police arrest 36-year-old Erik Brown after they say he slapped a 16-year-old boy in the face with a Taco Bell burrito. According to the...

Horseballs

from AP IKEA WITHDRAWS MEATBALLS IN MORE THAN 20 COUNTRIES By KARL RITTER STOCKHOLM (AP) — Swedish furniture giant Ikea became entangled in Europe’s widening meat scandal Monday, forced to withdraw meatballs from stores across Europe amid suspicions that they...