Cardiac Pulmonary Remonkeytation

from The AP MONKEY GIVES FIRST AID TO ELECTROCUTED FRIEND NEW DELHI (AP) — Onlookers at a train station in northern India watched in awe as a monkey came to the rescue of an injured friend – resuscitating another monkey that had been electrocuted and...

No mas rimjob, no mas.

from Gawker Radio Station Apologizes for Letting a DJ Get a Rimjob on the Air by Jay Hathaway Chilean radio station Top 40 held a contest earlier this week, offering tickets to the giant EDM festival Mysteryland, and one lucky winner got hers by giving a DJ a...

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Purloined

from Fox DC Residents hope Rudolph thieves caught red-handed ROLLING HILLS ESTATES, Calif. (AP) — Thieves have made off with a statue of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer that’s been a holiday fixture in a Los Angeles-area neighborhood for half a century....

Furries Gassed By Cranimals

from AP via TwinCities.com Criminal probe after gas evacuates ‘furries’ event By Don Babwin Associated Press ROSEMONT, Ill. (AP) — Dressed as rabbits, foxes and dragons, the costumed delegates to an annual conference chatted and exchanged high-paws as they...

Shake, Smell & Spritz @ The Cinema

from The New York Times To Lure Young, Movie Theaters Shake, Smell and Spritz By BROOKS BARNES LOS ANGELES — Having tried 3-D films, earsplitting sound systems and even alcohol sales in pursuit of younger moviegoers, some theater chains are now installing undulating...

The Finishing Line

from Dangerous Minds ‘The Finishing Line’: The grisly British educational film that scared kids and shocked parents In 1977, a short film was produced in Britain to discourage children from playing on the railway lines and vandalizing trains—both problems in England...