Run And Pee And Miss Not A Beat

from TwinCities.com Web site helps time mid-movie bathroom breaks By Jake Coyle, Associated Press NEW YORK — The mid-movie dash to the restroom can turn us into calculating Hussein Bolt wannabes: Ah, this looks like a lull — time to dash. When we return to our seats,...

High-tailing It Out Of Church

from The NY Daily News Preston Scarbrough, 7, ‘steals’ family car to avoid going to church and leads police on a car chase BY MIKE O’BRIENDAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Aww! The lengths some people will go to avoid attending church. A seven-year-old boy in...

Feed The Little Baby Owl Yum Yum

from The UK Telegraph A snowy owl hatchling swallows a mouse at the Geiselwind leisure park in Germany [ click to view full slideshow at The Telegraph ]

The Gorilla And The Meat Cleaver

from The Greenville News S.C. worker fights off robber wearing gorilla suit THE ASSOCIATED PRESS CONWAY — It was far from an inconspicuous robbery attempt. Authorities say someone in a gorilla suit tried to rob a Conway restaurant this week, but the crime was...