The Star Wars Holiday Special: “To this day, parts of George Lucas sizzle and fall off if you mention it near him.”

by | Dec 27, 2009 | Mirth, Weirdness

from Cracked.com The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special by seanbaby The Star Wars Holiday Special was broadcast on TV in 1978 as a fine-print stipulation to the fiddle contest that George Lucas lost to the devil. It was terrible in every possible...

Face Cream v. Beer

by | Dec 20, 2009 | Mirth

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Molson Canadian for $24.95. Instead, she bought a jar of face cream for $17.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the face cream.. And that’s when the fight...

Revenge For A Penny

by | Dec 19, 2009 | Mirth

But how could breasts cause blood to go to my penis?

by | Dec 14, 2009 | Mirth

Cruel And Unusual Punishment. Torture even.

by | Dec 9, 2009 | Mirth

“Luffa! Luffa! Luffa!”

by | Nov 23, 2009 | Mirth

from The Hollywood Reporter