Yo, boys – let’s stop throwing rocks, okay.

from Associated Press San Diego boy throwing rocks hit by crossbow SAN DIEGO (AP) — San Diego police say a 16-year-old boy throwing rocks at a sport utility vehicle was struck by a crossbow arrow fired by a passenger. Police say the shirtless boy and a friend...

The Princess said, “No!!!”

Once upon a time, a  Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked...

If Edgar Allan Poe Wrote Amazon Reviews

from Amazon.com Customer Review 5,715 of 5,819 people found the following review helpful:  Make this your only stock and store, July 8, 2008 By Edgar Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts ‘N Honey, With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore...

Best Job Ever

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