All Up In My Snatch

by | Nov 14, 2012 | Mirth

from BETABEAT No, ABC Denver, Paula Broadwell’s Book Is Not Titled ‘All Up in My Snatch’ By Jessica Roy (Screencap: YouTube, via America Blog) With a 24/7 news cycle, it’s downright impossible for reporters to avoid making mistakes. But–especially when lifting...

‘A perfectly callipygian rear’ and other Koonsian delights….

by | Oct 17, 2012 | Culture Music Art, Mirth

from GalleristNY Jeff Koons Press Release Has Best Sentence in Any Press Release Ever By GalleristNY Jeff Koons is having his first exhibition in Brussels in 20 years; it open[ed] Oct. 6 at Almine Rech gallery. And that is news! But far more impressive than that news...

Her shoulders and hips rotate at the same time, if at all.

by | Oct 14, 2012 | Mirth

from The Washington Post [ click for the full pitch at WaPo ]

Crack Pipe

by | Oct 9, 2012 | Mirth, Weirdness

from CBS Minnesota Police Say Erratic Driver Hid Meth, Pipe Inside Herself CIRCLE PINES, Minn. (WCCO) – A woman who Centennial Lakes Police pulled over for driving erratically has been charged after a drug-sniffing dog found methamphetamine hidden inside the woman’s...

Reefer Maceness

by | Oct 7, 2012 | Mirth

from CBS Sacramento Disabled Grandma Uses Bear Spray To Fend Off 13 Attackers After Her Marijuana Grow DIXON (CBS13) – It was one disabled woman versus 13 intruders, and she won. She went to answer an early morning knock on the door, but not before grabbing a can of...

Debate Night

by | Oct 5, 2012 | Mirth, Weirdness