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from BETABEAT ‘You So Fucking Hot’ Lets You Tweet Anonymous Valentines to Your Internet Crushes By Jessica Roy It’s Valentine’s Day, and whether you’re in a steady relationship or planning to cap off the night watching porn and eating ice cream, you’re probably having...

Transmogrified Cat Wins Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

from The New York Times No Ordinary Affenpinscher, Banana Joe Is Named Best in Show Fred R. Conrad/The New York Times Banana Joe, a black [alleged – Ed.] dog with a monkeylike face, became the first affenpinscher to win Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel...

Skrillex Retires – Books Vegas Run with Cirque du Soleil

from Rolling Stone Skrillex Pairs with Cirque du Soleil for Las Vegas Club Residency Zedd, Sebastian Ingrosso also sign deals with new dance spot By STEVE BALTIN Cirque du Soleil has staged its acrobatic spectacles to the music of the Beatles, Elvis and other rock...

Bothersome Burros Blocking Bullhead City Boulevards

from AP via AZCentral.com Arizona motorists warned about burros on roadway Associated Press BULLHEAD CITY — Burros trying to cross a roadway in Bullhead City are causing hazardous traffic conditions. The Mohave Valley Daily News reports (http://bit.ly/WjDw7n) that...