“Keep your arms in, kids!”

from The New York Observer Most Insane Amusement Park Ever Returns “Part of the fun was actually surviving the day” By Elizabeth Coscia “The Alpine Slide was essentially a giant track to rip people’s skin off, disguised as a children’s ride,” recalled a...

“With that tush, who’d need to be literate?”

from The NY Daily News Olivia Wilde responds to GQ film critic claiming she is too hot to portray a writer: ‘Kiss my smart a–’ BY KIRTHANA RAMISETTI  Olivia Wilde has a witty response for someone who claimed she couldn’t have beauty and brains. The actress...

Custodial Revenge

from artnet Over 60 Artworks Trashed at Kunstakademie Düsseldorf Alexander Forbes A disgruntled janitor or group of janitors at the renowned Kunstakademie Düsseldorf (Düsseldorf Academy of Art) has destroyed over 60 artworks, the Rheinische Post (RP) reports. Mostly...

Sprey Unleashed On The Turkey

from SPLOID The designer of the F-16 explains why the F-35 is such a crappy plane by Casey Chan According to the Pierre Sprey, co-designer of the F-16, the F35 is a turkey. Inherently, a terrible airplane. An airplane built for a dumb idea. A kludge that will fail...

The Revolutions Will Be Televised

from Slate.com Arby’s Is Airing 13 Straight Hours of Smoked Brisket on Television By Alison Griswold Forget the Yule Log. How would you like to see 13-straight hours of meat on film? If that sounds up your alley, then Arby’s has you covered, thanks to a TV...