Cruise Clownpocalypse

from The Mirror Clown ‘starts violent brawl on cruise ship as passengers use plates for weapons’ Families feared for their lives as chaos erupted on the P&O Britannia cruise following a boozy patriotic party where large amounts of alcohol were consumed...

Uranium Super Snake Yeah!

from The Independent Radioactive uranium, whiskey and rattlesnake found in stolen car pulled over by police Stephen Jennings, 40, told officers he was trying to create a ‘super snake’ by Emma Snaith Stephen Jennings, 40, was found with a rattlesnake, uranium, a gun...