Assistant principal linked to sex poems

by | Feb 21, 2008 | Mirth

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio, Feb. 20 (UPI) — The assistant principal of a school in Springfield, Ohio, is being investigated for allegedly writing and selling erotic poetry online, officials said. South High School Assistant Principal Karl Perkins, 33, was placed on...

Down Holler Pick-up Lines

by | Feb 20, 2008 | Mirth

1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2. [ censored for the sake of propriety ] 3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to check you out. 5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see...

Who Said Reporters Are Full of Shit?

by | Feb 20, 2008 | Mirth

Reporter Gets Bird Poop In Mouth During Newscast Atlanta, GA 1/30/2008 04:50 PM GMT (FINDITT) A reporter gets a rude surprise as a bird pooped in his mouth during a piece he was covering. The video has been e-mailed and sent all across the country. Many people are...

Superbowl Tickets

by | Feb 8, 2008 | Mirth

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he said, “the seat is empty”. “This is incredible”, said the man. “Who...