THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

by | Apr 2, 2008 | Mirth

Well, it’s shit … that’s right, shit!  Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while...

Warmest, Wettest Wii Game Ever

by | Apr 1, 2008 | Mirth

from ThinkGeek Amazing Virtual Pee Experience from Japan As any good geek should know by now Japan has some of the wackiest and most unusual products anywhere. So when we were visiting Tokyo recently and saw lines of Japanese schoolgirls waiting to play an amazing new...

Survey SAYS! Animals do have souls…

by | Mar 31, 2008 | Mirth

If You Want Closure In Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs

by | Mar 30, 2008 | Literary News, Mirth

from AP via NY Daily News Oddest Book Title award winner announced   THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Friday, March 28th 2008, 9:38 PM LONDON – Good advice? Maybe. Oddest book title of 2007 – that’s official. “If You Want Closure in Your Relationship,...

Do Male Cheerleaders Have To Tape Their Nipples, Too?

by | Mar 29, 2008 | Mirth

from the LA Times Florida Marlins bring on a heavy-hitting cheerleading squad David Adame / For the Los Angeles Times Meet the Manatees, the Florida Marlins’ newest cheering squad, practicing for their debut at Monday’s season opener. The 16-man troupe is Major League...

When Pornography Might Help

by | Mar 28, 2008 | Mirth

from the NY Daily News Boyfriend of woman who got stuck to toilet seat arrested in separate case THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Thursday, March 27th 2008, 4:51 PM NESS CITY, Kan. – A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body has...