Angry Granny

from The Cincinnati Enquirer Woman, 89, arrested for keeping football By Steve Kemme and Jennifer Baker skemme@enquirer.com, jbaker@enquirer.com BLUE ASH – An 89-year-old woman arrested for not giving neighborhood children their football back after it landed...

Thank God I Stocked Up On The Willy Spread Before This Went Down

from the UK Guardian Ann Summers pulls chocolate sex toy spread Ian Sample, science correspondent The Guardian,  Saturday October 18 2008   Ann Summers, the sex shop chain, has pulled thousands of novelty chocolate products from its shelves and website after tests...

Roundup For The Ol’ Bitty

from The Guardian UK  Sacked gardener poisoned plants after feud with retired judge’s wife, court told Edward Hancock denies spraying weedkiller on the former high court judge Sir Richard Tucker’s garden Angela Balakrishnan and agencies guardian.co.uk  ...