Your Daughter For a Few Burgers and Some Beer

by | Jan 15, 2009 | Mirth

from the San Jose Mercury News Deal to sell daughter for beer, cash part of Mexican culture By LARRY PARSONS – MEDIANEWS Posted: 01/13/2009 06:55:33 PM PST   The story of the Greenfield man who allegedly sold his 14-year-old daughter to a young suitor for cash...

Regis and the Mad Cow

by | Jan 12, 2009 | Mirth

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at me this...