A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see

from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 

“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog

says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s

okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some

collateral.

The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny

porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and  perfectly

formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with

the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit

Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and

he wants to use this as collateral.”

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world

is this?” 

The bank manager looks back at her and says…

“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old

man’s a Rolling Stone.”