Well, when we last left off with Bill, he was asking to be removed from the James Frey mailing list. Unfortunately, the only e-mail that Bill provided wasn’t in the database, so the e-mail list guy kindly wrote Bill and asked if he might have signed up under another address blah blah.

EnojadoHere was Bill’s response, which while not quite so lyrical as his last missive, is still a comforting continuation of the brashly original style established in his astonishing debut…

From: Bill <bill>
Date: Fri, 7 Mar 2008
To: JAMES FREY Blog <blog@BigJimIndustries.com>
Subject: RE: Pre-Order James Frey’s new novel BRIGHT SHINY MORNING

Bless you for the prompt reply. May your penis grow to 1,000 inches or your vag be tighter than a white man’s ass on his first day in Federal Prison – whatever the case may be. On point, yes, my return email is as follows:

jamesfrytakesitintheassdrythenlickshislipsafteripulloutofhisassandfacepa
inthismanpleaser.@aol.douchenozzle.com

By way, is that fucking lying cunt dead yet? If not, there is no God.

Rev. Dr. Bill
[ and then he left his phone number ]

Ahem – no one will be calling, Bill.