Assistant principal linked to sex poems

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio, Feb. 20 (UPI) — The assistant principal of a school in Springfield, Ohio, is being investigated for allegedly writing and selling erotic poetry online, officials said. South High School Assistant Principal Karl Perkins, 33, was placed on...

Down Holler Pick-up Lines

1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2. [ censored for the sake of propriety ] 3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to check you out. 5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see...

Who Said Reporters Are Full of Shit?

Reporter Gets Bird Poop In Mouth During Newscast Atlanta, GA 1/30/2008 04:50 PM GMT (FINDITT) A reporter gets a rude surprise as a bird pooped in his mouth during a piece he was covering. The video has been e-mailed and sent all across the country. Many people are...

200 Books in 2008

from Shelf Awareness newsletter If setting a good example will increase the number of readers in the U.S., then Amanda Patchin, owner of Veritas Fine Books, Garden City, Idaho, is setting an example extraordinaire. Her goal is to read 200 books–79,349...