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The Moon Is Full of Money<\/h1>\n

Capitalism in space.<\/h2>\n

BY POPE BROCK \/\u00a0ILLUSTRATIONS BY VEDANTI SIKKA<\/p>\n

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I was slung in my favorite deck chair, drink in hand, having a gawk at the night sky. Andromeda, Pisces … I trawled the constellations, mind abandoned, still aware in some curve at the back of my brain that the world is coming apart at the seams and we\u2019re all fucked, and enjoying the gentle paradox of it, the clink of the ice in my glass and the slumber of the dog.<\/p>\n

By and by I found my gaze resting on the moon. There it was, the great provider: breeder of wonder, werewolves, and all those songs. The place where beauty meets philosophy, where hope and despair alike are lost.<\/p>\n

Gnawing through the romance though was a little something I\u2019d read not long before. An astrophysicist had claimed that the moon could save our planet. Not immediately: This would be in about 4.5 billion years when the sun explodes and roasts us in wrath and fire unless we get out of the way.<\/p>\n

Frankly, the notion of Earth making a break for it seemed implausible to me, but this Canadian professor said we could do it by shooting off an army of rockets on the far side of the moon. Slammed out of its orbit by the collective blast, the moon would sail off with Earth, yoked by gravity, trailing behind it. A thousand years\u2019 travel and we\u2019re out of harm\u2019s way\u2014albeit dark and freezing unless we initiate phase two of the plan. As the sun receded in the distance, we would replace its rays with a trillion lunar argon arc lamps. A flip of the switch and the moon would become the sun: blue sky, puffy clouds, everything just as before.<\/p>\n

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