{"id":8546,"date":"2017-07-29T17:23:23","date_gmt":"2017-07-30T00:23:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/BigJimIndustries.com\/wordpress\/?p=8546"},"modified":"2017-08-02T17:35:30","modified_gmt":"2017-08-03T00:35:30","slug":"eyeballs-in-my-anus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2017\/07\/29\/eyeballs-in-my-anus\/","title":{"rendered":"Eyeballs In My Anus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>from Crazed.com<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<h1>WYOMING MAN FOUND WITH 30 EYEBALLS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY<\/h1>\n<p><strong>CASPER, Wyo. \u2013<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/crazed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tilbott.jpg\" alt=\"tilbott\" width=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling they could have a potential murderer on their hands, police quickly drew guns and cuffed Tilbott.<\/p>\n<p>Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCompany won\u2019t let us take animal scraps home and instead toss them in the landfill,\u201d Tilbott said in the police report. \u201cThey\u2019re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don\u2019t even have recycling at the plant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tilbott explained his actions:\u00a0 \u201cI enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tilbott told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI put them in soups,\u201d Tilbott said in the police report. \u201cThey\u2019re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/crazed.com\/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">click to read complete article at crazed.com<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Crazed.com WYOMING MAN FOUND WITH 30 EYEBALLS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY CASPER, Wyo. \u2013 Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth","category-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}