{"id":8353,"date":"2017-04-07T12:33:40","date_gmt":"2017-04-07T19:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/BigJimIndustries.com\/wordpress\/?p=8353"},"modified":"2017-04-13T11:41:09","modified_gmt":"2017-04-13T18:41:09","slug":"chesty-morgan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2017\/04\/07\/chesty-morgan\/","title":{"rendered":"Chesty Morgan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/dangerousminds.net\/comments\/deadly_weapons_chesty_morgan_the_secret_agent_with_the_73-inch_bust\" target=\"_blank\">from Dangerous Minds<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<h1>\u2018DEADLY WEAPONS\u2019: CHESTY MORGAN, THE SECRET AGENT WITH THE 73-INCH BUST<\/h1>\n<p>by Heather Drain<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/embed\/video\/x24dsvl\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/video\/x24dsvl_deadly-weapons-1974-trailer_shortfilms\" target=\"_blank\">Deadly Weapons (1974) trailer<\/a> <i>by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/filmow\" target=\"_blank\">filmow<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t exactly remember the first time I saw or became aware of Chesty Morgan. Which is odd, especially since she is best known for her strange assortment of bad wigs and a 73-inch, all natural bust line. It\u2019s like she has always been a part of my life. Like one stoic, large breasted angel, whose face vacillates between confused and languid in Doris Wishman\u2019s surrealistic exploitation film, Deadly Weapons.<\/p>\n<p>Lest there is any question about what type of titular weaponry we are talking about here, the first 30 seconds will immediately set you straight. After a few seconds of some groovy, 60\u2019s rock, a loud drone type noise emerges and then suddenly there\u2019s Chesty, or Zsa Zsa, as she is billed in the film, with her arms outstretched like a menacing breasty crane. The rock soundtrack comes back and then we are treated to Chesty Morgan admiring and vaguely fondling her breasts in a series of modern type, circular mirrors. The psychedelic fun house effect, while maybe not the most sexy thing in the world, is great and fitting. (After all, Deadly Weapons is a keen example of a sexploitation carnival ride, so grab a ticket, strap on your lap-belt and enjoy!)<\/p>\n<p>Chesty stars as Crystal, a successful advertising executive who loves chunky shoes, pantyhose and her jocular, hairy chested lover, Larry (Richard Towers). While the affection is very much shared, Larry\u2019s tied up with some very shady, underworld types, often flanked by Tony (the great Harry Reems) and a balding gent with an eye patch (Mitchell Fredericks) that goes by the name Captain Hook. They pull a hit on one well-connected man, with a powerful little black book. Larry finds it first and slips it into his jacket, in effect pulling a silent double cross on his partners. As you can imagine, his plan does not flesh out well and once he is found out to be a fink, they ice him.<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/dangerousminds.net\/comments\/deadly_weapons_chesty_morgan_the_secret_agent_with_the_73-inch_bust\" target=\"_blank\">click to continue reading at Dangerous Minds<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Dangerous Minds \u2018DEADLY WEAPONS\u2019: CHESTY MORGAN, THE SECRET AGENT WITH THE 73-INCH BUST by Heather Drain Deadly Weapons (1974) trailer by filmow I can\u2019t exactly remember the first time I saw or became aware of Chesty Morgan. Which is odd, especially since she is best known for her strange assortment of bad wigs and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-art","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}