{"id":623,"date":"2008-06-25T00:20:35","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T07:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2008\/06\/van-man-black-disses-sedaris\/"},"modified":"2008-06-25T00:20:35","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T07:20:35","slug":"van-man-black-disses-sedaris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/25\/van-man-black-disses-sedaris\/","title":{"rendered":"Van Man Black Disses Sedaris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-style: italic\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediabistro.com\/galleycat\/feuds\/why_does_david_sedaris_hate_america__87663.asp\" target=\"_blank\">from The GalleyCat @ MediaBistro<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333333; font-family: verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 14px\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><\/span><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"font-weight: 400; font-size: 20px; color: #000000; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 8px; padding-bottom: 1px\" id=\"a087663\">&#8216;Why does David Sedaris hate America?&#8217;<\/h2>\n<p style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #333333; padding-right: 7px\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mediabistro.com\/galleycat\/original\/my%20custom%20black%20van.jpg\" style=\"border-width: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 7px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-style: none\" align=\"left\" height=\"240\" width=\"240\" alt=\"my custom black van.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediabistro.com\/Michael-Ian-Black-profile.html\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #333333\">Michael Ian Black<\/a><\/strong>, author of\u00a0<em>My Custom Van: And 50 other mind-Blowing Essays that will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face<\/em>\u00a0is endorsed by\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediabistro.com\/Amy-Sedaris-profile.html\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #333333\">Amy Sedaris\u00a0<\/a><\/strong>(&#8220;Enjoy the ride of your lifetime&#8221;) but is gunning for her brother David. Since Black realized that his book is currently higher ranked on Amazon.com than\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediabistro.com\/David-Sedariss-profile.html\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #333333\">David Sedaris&#8217;s\u00a0<\/a><\/strong>1994 book\u00a0<em>Barrel Fever<\/em>, Black&#8217;s begun a &#8220;desperate bid to dismantle that mo-fo David Sedaris&#8217;s lock on all things &#8216;best-selling,'&#8221; Most importantly he wonders &#8220;Why does David Sedaris hate America?&#8221; (Sedaris lives in France)<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #333333; padding-right: 7px\">In Black&#8217;s laugh-out-loud collection of short comic essays from\u00a0<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediabistro.com\/Simon-Spotlight-Entertainment-profile.html\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #333333\">Simon Spotlight Entertainment<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0(which includes an introduction from Abraham Lincoln) he throws down the gauntlet with the essay &#8216;Hey David Sedaris &#8211; Why Don&#8217;t You Just Go Ahead and Suck It?&#8217; He now continues the fued online with several Sedaris blogs at the moment including\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/michaelianblack.typepad.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/some-ways-to-ca.html\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color: #333333\">Some Ways to Casually Put Down David Sedaris at Your Next Social Event Without Looking Like a Total Jerk<\/a>\u00a0which includes this gem:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #333333; padding-right: 7px\"><span style=\"font-style: italic\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">Say, for example, you are at league bowling night and your buddy finds himself facing an easy pick-up for a spare. Just before he bowls say something like, &#8220;Don&#8217;t miss, Bob, or you might hear David Sedaris telling a long and humorous story about what a boob you are on &#8216;This American Life.'&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediabistro.com\/galleycat\/feuds\/why_does_david_sedaris_hate_america__87663.asp\" target=\"_blank\">click to read full piece at MediaBistro<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from The GalleyCat @ MediaBistro &#8216;Why does David Sedaris hate America?&#8217; Michael Ian Black, author of\u00a0My Custom Van: And 50 other mind-Blowing Essays that will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face\u00a0is endorsed by\u00a0Amy Sedaris\u00a0(&#8220;Enjoy the ride of your lifetime&#8221;) but is gunning for her brother David. Since Black realized that his book is currently [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literary-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}