{"id":563,"date":"2008-06-12T14:00:26","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T21:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2008\/06\/pan-for-onion\/"},"modified":"2008-06-13T17:15:20","modified_gmt":"2008-06-14T00:15:20","slug":"pan-for-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/12\/pan-for-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"Pan for Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style: italic\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/eyeheadlines\/ci_9560869\" target=\"_blank\">from the San Jose Mercury News<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: arial; line-height: normal\"><\/span><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"articleTitle\" style=\"font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold; color: #043a5e; font: normal normal bold 22px\/normal Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif\">DVDs: &#8216;Onion Movie&#8217; doesn&#8217;t hold together<\/h1>\n<p class=\"articleSubTitle\" style=\"font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #333333; padding: 0px; margin: 0px\">IT&#8217;S NOTHING MORE THAN AN EXCUSE TO MAKE FUN OF STUFF<\/p>\n<p class=\"articleByline\" style=\"margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; color: #555555; font-weight: bold; margin-top: 10px; padding: 0px\">By Jen Chaney\u00a0Washington Post<\/p>\n<p class=\"articleDate\" style=\"font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; color: #848080; padding: 0px; margin: 0px\">Article Launched:\u00a006\/12\/2008 01:35:20 AM PDT<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 15px; padding: 0px\"><strong>&#8220;The Onion Movie&#8221;\u00a0<\/strong>isn&#8217;t a movie, exactly. It&#8217;s more of a dated, satirical train wreck, centered loosely on the <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/51WJL6cmjQL._SL500_AA240_.jpg\" align=\"right\" height=\"182\" width=\"182\" hspace=\"15\" border=\"0\" alt=\"THE ONION\" \/>Onion brand and comprised of random comic vignettes that mock such up-to-the-minute targets as Britney Spears and Al-Qaida. But it&#8217;s also oddly fascinating, if only as an example of how an attempt at Hollywood synergy can go drastically wrong.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 15px; padding: 0px\">Written by Onion veterans Todd Hanson and Robert Siegel, &#8220;The Onion Movie&#8221; was filmed in 2003 and slated to be released in theaters by Fox Searchlight. Fans of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/index\" target=\"_blank\">the popular fake newspaper<\/a>, which has given birth over the years to such brilliant headlines as &#8220;Gore Already Regretting Promise to Help Clinton Move Out,&#8221; were a little perplexed about what a\u00a0film version might entail. Would it be a cinematic take on the book &#8220;Our Dumb Century&#8221;? <a href=\"http:\/\/edu.warhol.org\/aract_drawing.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"FIVE VIEWS OF AN ONION by Andy Warhol\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/edu.warhol.org\/images\/1998.1.1750_onion.jpg\" align=\"left\" height=\"292\" width=\"238\" hspace=\"15\" vspace=\"15\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>A moving, coming-of-age tale inspired by the article &#8220;Attempt to Impress Becky Lundegaard Undermined by Interloper&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 15px; padding: 0px\">For a while, it seemed we would never know; Fox yanked the movie from its schedule, then kept it tucked away on a shelf until it finally has emerged on DVD.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 15px; padding: 0px\">So what is &#8220;The Onion Movie&#8221; about? The plot, such as it is, focuses on an aging network news anchor who gets increasingly disgusted by Corporate&#8217;s focus on promoting its ancillary products, including a ludicrous action flick starring Steven Seagal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-top: 15px; padding: 0px\">But really, it&#8217;s just an 80-minute excuse to make fun of stuff.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/eyeheadlines\/ci_9560869\" target=\"_blank\">click to read full review at SJ Mercury News<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from the San Jose Mercury News DVDs: &#8216;Onion Movie&#8217; doesn&#8217;t hold together IT&#8217;S NOTHING MORE THAN AN EXCUSE TO MAKE FUN OF STUFF By Jen Chaney\u00a0Washington Post Article Launched:\u00a006\/12\/2008 01:35:20 AM PDT &#8220;The Onion Movie&#8221;\u00a0isn&#8217;t a movie, exactly. It&#8217;s more of a dated, satirical train wreck, centered loosely on the Onion brand and comprised of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}