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from The Telegraph UK<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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Man admits to having sex with 1,000 cars<\/h1>\n

Last updated:\u00a01:23 PM BST<\/span>\u00a021\/05\/2008<\/p>\n

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his “romantic” feelings towards vehicles.<\/h2>\n

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Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” \u2013 a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not “sick” and had no desire to change his ways.<\/p>\n

\"Tongue-Kissing<\/a><\/span>\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Maybe I’m a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it’s just wonderful.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“I’m a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend.\"Hoff<\/a> I know what’s in my heart and I have no desire to change.”<\/p>\n

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.<\/p>\n

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.<\/p>\n

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles \u2013 a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.<\/p>\n

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah’s Witnesses.<\/p>\n

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.<\/p>\n

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago – and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.<\/p>\n

“I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was having my first sexual urges.<\/p>\n

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“When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.<\/p>\n

“There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.<\/p>\n

“As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I’m not gay.\u201d<\/p>\n

[ click to read full article at telegraph.co.uk<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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