{"id":40,"date":"2008-02-20T23:34:53","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T06:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/?p=40"},"modified":"2008-02-21T09:37:39","modified_gmt":"2008-02-21T16:37:39","slug":"redneck-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/20\/redneck-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Down Holler Pick-up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Did you fart? Cuz you just  blew me away.<br \/>\n2.  [ censored for the sake of propriety ]<br \/>\n3. My Love fer you is like  diarrhea, I can&#8217;t hold it in.<br \/>\n4. Do you have a library card?  Cuz I&#8217;d like to check you out.<br \/>\n5. Is there a mirror in yer  pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.<br \/>\n6. If you was a tree and I were  a Squirrel, I&#8217;d store my nuts in yer hole.<br \/>\n7. You might not be the best  lookin girl here, but beauty&#8217;s only a light switch away.<br \/>\n8. Fat Penguin! Sorry, I  just wanted to say something that would break the ice.<br \/>\n9. I know I&#8217;m not no Fred  Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.<br \/>\n10. I can&#8217;t find my puppy , can  you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.<br \/>\n11. Yer eyes are as blue as  window cleaner.<br \/>\n12. If yer gunna regret this in  the mornin&#8217;, we kin sleep til afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;. The best for last!<\/p>\n<p>13. Yer face reminds me of a  wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2. [ censored for the sake of propriety ] 3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can&#8217;t hold it in. 4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I&#8217;d like to check you out. 5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}