{"id":3533,"date":"2012-08-15T14:12:53","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T21:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2012\/08\/isoda-or-the-geekiest-dumb-thief-ever\/"},"modified":"2012-08-16T14:17:22","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T21:17:22","slug":"isoda-or-the-geekiest-dumb-thief-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2012\/08\/15\/isoda-or-the-geekiest-dumb-thief-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"iSoda? (or, The Geekiest Dumb Thief Ever)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/business\/ci_21310688\/steve-jobs-home-burglarized-by-former-san-jose\" target=\"_blank\">from The San Jose Mercury News<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<h1>Steve Jobs home burglary suspect accused of stealing wallet, driver&#8217;s license, special computers with house key<\/h1>\n<p><em>By Mike Rosenberg and Jason Green \/ Staff writers \/ \u00a9 Copyright 2012, Bay Area News Group<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kitchencontraptions.com\/archives\/016625.php\" title=\"image courtesy of Kitchen Contraptions\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kitchencontraptions.com\/pictures\/50611.jpg\" height=\"330\" width=\"330\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>PALO ALTO &#8212; Detectives say Kariem McFarlin told them he was desperate for easy cash when he saw the Palo Alto home being renovated, hopped over the fence, found a spare key and went inside. No lights, no alarm, no one home. Then he discovered what hallowed ground he was on: the home of the iconic late\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.siliconvalley.com\/topics?Apple%2C%20Inc.\">Apple<\/a> CEO,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.siliconvalley.com\/topics?Steve%20Jobs\">Steve Jobs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Alone and with free rein of a house belonging to one of the richest and most secretive families on the planet, McFarlin made off with some of the legendary gadgets Jobs helped create, police said in a report released Tuesday, one month after a break-in just now being publicized. He grabbed iPhones, iPads, Macs and iPods, then found Jobs&#8217; wallet &#8212; with a single dollar inside &#8212; and, perhaps most shockingly of all, took his driver&#8217;s license.<\/p>\n<p>Police said he also snatched $60,000 worth of Tiffany &amp; Co. jewelry and Cristal Champagne, and even took a soda-maker and kitchen blender.<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/business\/ci_21310688\/steve-jobs-home-burglarized-by-former-san-jose\" target=\"_blank\">click to continue reading at The SJ Merc<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from The San Jose Mercury News Steve Jobs home burglary suspect accused of stealing wallet, driver&#8217;s license, special computers with house key By Mike Rosenberg and Jason Green \/ Staff writers \/ \u00a9 Copyright 2012, Bay Area News Group PALO ALTO &#8212; Detectives say Kariem McFarlin told them he was desperate for easy cash when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}