{"id":3302,"date":"2012-02-26T07:31:10","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T14:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2012\/02\/heavyset-and-naked-except-for-her-shoes\/"},"modified":"2012-02-28T09:40:42","modified_gmt":"2012-02-28T16:40:42","slug":"heavyset-and-naked-except-for-her-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2012\/02\/26\/heavyset-and-naked-except-for-her-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Heavyset&#8221; and naked except for her shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/sfist.com\/2012\/02\/24\/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php\" target=\"_blank\">from sfist<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<h1>Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley<\/h1>\n<p>A woman described as &#8220;heavyset&#8221; and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/mobile.sfist.com\/tags\/jchurch\" target=\"_blank\">J-Church<\/a>\u00a0line on Tuesday morning.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sfist.com\/attachments\/SFist_Brock\/womaninaction.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"auto\" \/><\/p>\n<p>While cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church in\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/sfist.com\/tags\/noevalley\" target=\"_blank\">Noe Valley<\/a>, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man&#8217;s car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,&#8221; says Knight. &#8220;I told them, &#8216;No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.&#8217; They didn\u2019t really know what to make of it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/sfist.com\/2012\/02\/24\/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php\" target=\"_blank\">click to read full article at sfist.com<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from sfist Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley A woman described as &#8220;heavyset&#8221; and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the\u00a0J-Church\u00a0line on Tuesday morning. \u00a0 While cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church in\u00a0Noe Valley, she threw off a blanket that had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}