{"id":3133,"date":"2011-09-09T23:59:04","date_gmt":"2011-09-10T06:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2011\/09\/too-much-twilight\/"},"modified":"2011-09-12T10:39:54","modified_gmt":"2011-09-12T17:39:54","slug":"too-much-twilight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2011\/09\/09\/too-much-twilight\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Much Twilight"},"content":{"rendered":"

from The Raw Story<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

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Female \u2018vampire\u2019 busted for trying to eat elderly man<\/h1>\n

By\u00a0David Edwards<\/a><\/span>
\n<\/span>Thursday, September 8th, 2011 — 3:53 pm<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tags:\u00a0female vampire<\/a>,\u00a0gun st<\/a>,\u00a0shell gas station<\/a><\/p>\n

An elderly Florida man needed stitches Wednesday after a 22-year-old woman announced she was a vampire and began biting his face and neck.<\/p>\n

Milton Ellis, 69, said that he had fallen asleep in his electric wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters in St. Petersburg. He awoke to find Josephine Smith on top of him.<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m a vampire, I am going to eat you,” Smith told Ellis, according to an affidavit\u00a0obtained by The Smoking Gun.<\/p>\n

St. Petersburg police said that Smith had bitten chunks off of Ellis’ face and part of his lip.<\/p>\n

Ellis called police after escaping to a nearby Shell gas station where he had first met Smith earlier in the evening. When police finally located Smith — covered in blood — at the Hooters, she could not recall the location of her pants or why her panties were around her ankles. Ellis maintains that she was fully clothed when he left her.<\/p>\n

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