{"id":263,"date":"2008-04-05T09:45:37","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T16:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2008\/04\/263\/"},"modified":"2008-04-05T10:34:57","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T17:34:57","slug":"263","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/05\/263\/","title":{"rendered":"Whenever Queenan Writes It Rings"},"content":{"rendered":"

from the\u00a0New York Times<\/a><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

ESSAY<\/nyt_kicker><\/p>\n

There Will Be a Quiz<\/nyt_headline><\/h1>\n

By JOE QUEENAN<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/nyt_text><\/p>\n

Freelance writers are always looking for ways to scare up a few extra bucks, so recently I tried my hand at writing some of those \u201cQuestions for Discussion\u201d that appear at the back of many paperbacks. I got the idea after reading Andrei Makine\u2019s novel \u201cThe Crime of Olga Arbyelina,\u201d the hard-luck saga of a Russian \u00e9migr\u00e9 with a hemophiliac son who pops up in France after World War II, hoping to put her life back together. Rumored to be kin to the luckless royals who ran afoul of Lenin and the boys back in the old country, Olga endures a life of uninterrupted misery and heartbreak.<\/p>\n

\"Seymour<\/p>\n

The novel\u2019s story line isn\u2019t all that hard to follow, so by the time I reached the end, I had a pretty clear idea that Olga hadn\u2019t gotten a fair shake in life. Be that as it may, I was startled when I turned to the back of the book and encountered eight questions prepared for book clubs that might be interested in discussing the novel further. Question No. 5 ran like this: \u201cOlga has been driven from her homeland by the Bolsheviks, raped by a soldier, abandoned by her husband, treated with indifference by her lover, drugged, sexually violated and impregnated by her son. Does the novel lay the blame for Olga\u2019s fate on the shoulders of the men in her world? Would you?\u201d<\/p>\n

At first, I thought this question might be a fluke or an oversight, but then I paged through a pile of other novels containing similar supplementary materials. Now it became clear to me that seemingly off-the-wall questions were a staple of the genre, deliberately included to shake up the musty old world of literature and force readers to think \u201coutside the box.\u201d<\/p>\n

I soon discovered that a number of Web sites list proposed questions for book discussion groups, and that on these sites, a kind of down-home, no-holds-barred irreverence rules. On\u00a0ReadingGroupGuides.com<\/a>, readers who may not initially have grasped all the nuances of \u201cThe Diary of Anne Frank\u201d are confronted by this brain-stumper: \u201cNazi leader\u00a0Adolf Eichmann<\/a>\u00a0was asked how he could explain the killing of six million Jews. He answered, \u2018One hundred dead are a catastrophe, a million dead are a statistic.\u2019 Have we become more or less tolerant of murder since he made this observation?\u201d<\/p>\n

Since throwing curves is second nature to me, I decided to take a crack at writing my own unorthodox book-discussion materials to see if some publishing house might purchase my wares. Here are a few examples:<\/p>\n

The Odyssey<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>After the fall of Troy, it takes Odysseus 10 years to return home. Since Troy was only a hop, a skip and a jump from Greece, do you think Penelope should have been more skeptical about her husband\u2019s explanation for the long delay \u2014 a cabal of one-eyed, man-eating giants; a troupe composed entirely of homicidal, aquatic chantoozies; a sorceress who can turn sailors into pigs? Isn\u2019t the whole thing kind of sketchy?<\/p>\n

In describing a woman who can effortlessly turn a man into a pig, is Homer criticizing men in general? Or only sailors? Do you personally know any women like that? Are any of them named Brandi? What time does her shift end?<\/p>\n

If it took Odysseus 10 years to make a short trip across a microscopic body of water, why does everyone in \u201cThe Odyssey\u201d keep insisting he\u2019s so smart?<\/p>\n

Moby-Dick<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>Captain Ahab\u2019s obsession with the white whale leads to complete nautical disaster in this novel, as the vengeful protagonist finally bites off more than he can chew. Do you think Ahab should have taken a page out of \u201cJaws\u201d and gotten a bigger boat?<\/p>\n

The Red and the Black<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>The penniless protagonist of this book has only two career choices open to him: the military or the clergy. Today, poor people have innumerable career options: personal training, consulting, cabaret. If Stendahl were writing today, what color would he use to symbolize a career as a private equity fund manager? Is teal just totally out?<\/p>\n

Wuthering Heights<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>Did you see the movie based on this book? Didn\u2019t you think Laurence Olivier was too old to play the part? Boy, I did. I never thought he was all that good-looking, did you?<\/p>\n

If Heathcliff had fallen in love with Jane Eyre or Elizabeth Bennett instead of Cathy, do you think his house would have burned down?<\/p>\n

If Heathcliff were alive today, would he mention Cathy\u2019s death on his\u00a0Facebook<\/a>\u00a0page and change his relationship status to \u201cIt\u2019s complicated\u201d?<\/p>\n

Remembrance of Things Past<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>This novel is 4,000 pages long, yet nothing ever happens. Is\u00a0Proust<\/a>\u00a0making some kind of veiled comment about French society?<\/p>\n

Do you think this book would have been more interesting if Swann had been replaced by Thorfin Sigurdsson, the Raven-Feeder?<\/p>\n

Frankly, I thought I was getting somewhere with my questions. Then I turned to the back pages of \u201cThe Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde<\/span>\u201d and found this:<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat do you make of Hyde\u2019s appearance? (He is small and subtly deformed.) Do you think he should have been depicted as tall and hypermuscular, or obese and debauched, or pale and cadaverous? Why? (Or why not?) Is there a specific meaning in, or reason for, Hyde\u2019s appearance?\u201d<\/p>\n

That\u2019s when I decided to bag the whole enterprise. I was a dwarf among giants. These people were totally out of my league.<\/p>\n

Joe Queenan writes for Barron\u2019s, The Los Angeles Times and The Guardian.<\/span><\/p>\n

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