{"id":2614,"date":"2010-10-04T17:13:47","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T00:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2010\/10\/that-crack-in-my-crack-is-not-mine-jack\/"},"modified":"2010-10-07T17:19:06","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T00:19:06","slug":"that-crack-in-my-crack-is-not-mine-jack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2010\/10\/04\/that-crack-in-my-crack-is-not-mine-jack\/","title":{"rendered":"That Crack In My Crack Is Not Mine, Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/news\/articles\/2010\/10\/04\/20101004florida-man-denies-cocaine-in-buttocks-is-his.html?source=nletter-news\" target=\"_blank\">from the Arizona Republic<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: bold; color: #1e5e9c; display: block; letter-spacing: -0.02em; line-height: normal; margin: 0px\" class=\"topHeadline\">Man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his<\/h1>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 12px; font-size: 11px; font-style: italic\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">Oct. 4, 2010 04:53 PM \/\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 12px; font-size: 11px; font-style: italic\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">Associated Press<\/span>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/dcist.com\/2007\/11\/16\/baltimore_mans.php\" title=\"this image was buggered from dcist.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dcist.com\/attachments\/dcist_martin\/3-5311_sml.jpg\" align=\"left\" height=\"213\" width=\"266\" hspace=\"15\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>BRADENTON, Fla. \u2013 When sheriff&#8217;s deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man&#8217;s buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation.<\/p>\n<p>Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them &#8220;The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That&#8217;s when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts&#8217; buttocks.<\/p>\n<p>Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.<\/p>\n<p>The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn&#8217;t his.<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.azcentral.com\/news\/articles\/2010\/10\/04\/20101004florida-man-denies-cocaine-in-buttocks-is-his.html?source=nletter-news\" target=\"_blank\">click to read at AZCentral.com<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from the Arizona Republic Man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his Oct. 4, 2010 04:53 PM \/\u00a0Associated Press\u00a0 BRADENTON, Fla. \u2013 When sheriff&#8217;s deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man&#8217;s buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them &#8220;The white [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}