{"id":255,"date":"2008-04-03T12:38:04","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T19:38:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2008\/04\/a-frog-goes-into-a-bank\/"},"modified":"2008-04-03T12:38:04","modified_gmt":"2008-04-03T19:38:04","slug":"a-frog-goes-into-a-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/03\/a-frog-goes-into-a-bank\/","title":{"rendered":"A frog goes into a bank…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t<\/span>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see<\/p>\n

from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span>“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”<\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span>Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog<\/p>\n

says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s<\/p>\n

okay, he knows the bank manager.<\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span>Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some<\/p>\n

collateral.<\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span>The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny<\/p>\n

porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and\u00a0 perfectly<\/p>\n

formed.<\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span>Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with<\/p>\n

the bank manager and disappears into a back office.<\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span>She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit<\/p>\n

Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and<\/p>\n

he wants to use this as collateral.”<\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span>She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world<\/p>\n

is this?”\u00a0<\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span>The bank manager looks back at her and says…<\/p>\n

\t<\/span><\/p>\n

\t<\/span>“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old<\/p>\n

man’s a Rolling Stone.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.\u00a0 “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}