{"id":2415,"date":"2010-05-07T10:05:01","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T17:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2010\/05\/airport-employees-puny-penis-puts-him-in-the-pokey\/"},"modified":"2010-05-08T10:17:13","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T17:17:13","slug":"airport-employees-puny-penis-puts-him-in-the-pokey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2010\/05\/07\/airport-employees-puny-penis-puts-him-in-the-pokey\/","title":{"rendered":"Airport Employee’s Puny Penis Puts Him In The Pokey"},"content":{"rendered":"

from NBC Miami<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke<\/h1>\n

MIA worker assaults colleague who made crack at genitalia after walk through machine<\/h2>\n

By\u00a0WILLARD SHEPARD<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0BRIAN HAMAC<\/a><\/h5>\n


\nMiami-Dade Police<\/em><\/p>\n

Perhaps the new airport body scanners\u00a0are<\/em>\u00a0a bit too revealing.<\/p>\n

A TSA worker in\u00a0Miami<\/a>\u00a0was arrested for aggravated battery\u00a0after police say he attacked a colleague who’d made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.<\/p>\n

Rolando Negrin<\/a>, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at\u00a0Miami International Airport<\/a>\u00a0between Negrin and some of his fellow\u00a0Transportation Security Administration<\/a>\u00a0workers on Tuesday.<\/p>\n

Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.<\/p>\n

According to the police report, Negron confronted\u00a0one of his co-workers\u00a0in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.<\/p>\n

“[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say ‘your sorry,'” the report reads. “Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron].”<\/p>\n

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from NBC Miami Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke MIA worker assaults colleague who made crack at genitalia after walk through machine By\u00a0WILLARD SHEPARD\u00a0and\u00a0BRIAN HAMAC Miami-Dade Police Perhaps the new airport body scanners\u00a0are\u00a0a bit too revealing. A TSA worker in\u00a0Miami\u00a0was arrested for aggravated battery\u00a0after police say he attacked a colleague who’d made fun […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}