{"id":2327,"date":"2010-03-08T11:11:25","date_gmt":"2010-03-08T18:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2010\/03\/guns-dont-give-you-balls\/"},"modified":"2010-03-08T11:13:09","modified_gmt":"2010-03-08T18:13:09","slug":"guns-dont-give-you-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/08\/guns-dont-give-you-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Guns Don&#8217;t Give You Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/ci_14519745\" target=\"_blank\"><em>from The San Jose Mercury News<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<h1 id=\"articleTitle\" class=\"articleTitle\">Teen shoots his own testicles<\/h1>\n<p><!--subtitle--><!--byline--><\/p>\n<p id=\"articleByline\" class=\"articleByline\">Times-Herald staff report<\/p>\n<p><!--date--><\/p>\n<p><span fd-type=\"end\" fd-id=\"default\"><\/span><span fd-type=\"start\" fd-id=\"default\"><\/span><span fd-type=\"end\" fd-id=\"default\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"articleViewerGroup\" id=\"articleViewerGroup\" style=\"border: 0px none \"><script language=\"JavaScript\">                 \t\t\t\t\tvar requestedWidth = 0;                 \t\t\t\t<\/script><span class=\"articleEmbeddedViewerBox\"><\/span><span fd-type=\"start\" fd-id=\"default\"><\/span><span fd-type=\"end\" fd-id=\"default\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><script language=\"JavaScript\">                 \t\t\t\tif(requestedWidth > 0){ \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tdocument.getElementById(\\\\'articleViewerGroup\\\\').style.width = requestedWidth + \"px\";                 \t\t\t\t\tdocument.getElementById(\\\\'articleViewerGroup\\\\').style.margin = \"0px 0px 10px 10px\";                 \t\t\t\t}                 \t\t\t<\/script><span fd-type=\"start\" fd-id=\"default\"><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/240driver\" title=\"Scrotum courtesy of Stan\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/scrot.jpg\" alt=\"scrot.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"15\" \/><\/a>A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.<\/p>\n<p>Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he&#8217;s a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.<\/p>\n<p>The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative.<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/ci_14519745\" target=\"_blank\">click to read at SJMerc.com<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from The San Jose Mercury News Teen shoots his own testicles Times-Herald staff report A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said. Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he&#8217;s a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}