{"id":2248,"date":"2010-01-20T15:47:33","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T22:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2010\/01\/very-short-story\/"},"modified":"2010-01-20T15:47:33","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T22:47:33","slug":"very-short-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/20\/very-short-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Very Short Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Very Short Story<\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/p>\n

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Man driving down road.<\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/p>\n

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Woman driving up same road.<\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/p>\n

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They pass each other.<\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/p>\n

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The woman yells out the window, PIG!<\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/p>\n

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Man yells out window, BITCH!<\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/p>\n

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Man rounds next curve.<\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/p>\n

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Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.<\/span><\/strong><\/o:p><\/p>\n

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Thought For the Day:<\/span><\/u><\/strong><\/o:p><\/p>\n

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If men would just listen<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Very Short Story \u00a0 Man driving down road. \u00a0 Woman driving up same road. \u00a0 They pass each other. \u00a0 The woman yells out the window, PIG! \u00a0 Man yells out window, BITCH! \u00a0 Man rounds next curve. \u00a0 Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. \u00a0 Thought For the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}