{"id":2207,"date":"2009-12-20T09:51:12","date_gmt":"2009-12-20T16:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/12\/face-cream-vs-beer\/"},"modified":"2009-12-23T13:52:22","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T20:52:22","slug":"face-cream-vs-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2009\/12\/20\/face-cream-vs-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"Face Cream v. Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.neimanmarcus.com\/store\/catalog\/templates\/SC.jhtml;jsessionid=J3AYRR0B5HJH2CQAAKQBABA?itemId=cat000388&amp;parentId=cat000339&amp;masterId=cat4830738&amp;ecid=NMSGDIRevive\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/extratv.warnerbros.com\/images\/news\/0906revive.jpg\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"15\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Molson Canadian for $24.95.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, she bought a jar of face cream for $17.95.<\/p>\n<p>I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the face<br \/>\ncream..<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s when the fight started.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Molson Canadian for $24.95. Instead, she bought a jar of face cream for $17.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the face cream.. And that&#8217;s when the fight started.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}