{"id":2188,"date":"2009-12-12T08:30:30","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T15:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/12\/tiger-confesses-i-admit-back-then-i-got-woodies-pretty-much-at-the-drop-of-a-hat\/"},"modified":"2009-12-12T08:30:30","modified_gmt":"2009-12-12T15:30:30","slug":"tiger-confesses-i-admit-back-then-i-got-woodies-pretty-much-at-the-drop-of-a-hat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2009\/12\/12\/tiger-confesses-i-admit-back-then-i-got-woodies-pretty-much-at-the-drop-of-a-hat\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiger Confesses, &#8220;I admit, back then, I got woodies pretty much at the drop of a hat.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/online\/culture\/2009\/12\/09\/exclusive-tiger-speaks.html\" target=\"_blank\">from Vanity Fair<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<h1><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/online\/culture\/2009\/12\/09\/exclusive-tiger-speaks.html\" onclick=\"s_objectID=\" style=\"color: #2e2b1e; text-decoration: none; padding: 0px; margin: 0px\">Exclusive: Tiger Speaks<\/a><\/h1>\n<p>by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/magazine\/bios\/tiger\/search?contributorName=Tiger\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"display: inline; color: #16507e; text-decoration: none; padding: 0px; margin: 0px\" title=\"search site for content by Tiger\">Tiger<\/a><br \/>\nDecember 9, 2009,\u00a0 3:00 pm<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mtblog.vanityfair.com\/online\/culture\/2009\/12\/09\/Dog1.jpg\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: auto; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; text-decoration: none; display: block; text-align: center; border-width: 0px; padding: 0px\" class=\"mt-image-center\" height=\"423\" width=\"500\" alt=\"Dog1.jpg\" \/><\/center>Hi, everybody. I am a border terrier. I am two years old, by the human calendar.I live with four human beings in a set of rooms on W. 108th St. The rooms are inside a building near those garbage cans with the smell.<\/p>\n<p>I like to eat bread and chewing gum off the sidewalk. If I find a stray snot-rag, I will eat that, too. And if I come across any other dog\u2019s pee, I will cover it with my own, thus ensuring my dominance in the neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>I never thought I would be writing for a major Web site. But then again, until recently, I didn\u2019t have much to write about, since things were going pretty normal.<\/p>\n<p>I usually wake up around 7. Then I stretch. I like to hit the outdoors before I have my breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/online\/culture\/2009\/12\/09\/exclusive-tiger-speaks.html\" target=\"_blank\">click to continue reading Tiger @ Vanity Fair<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Vanity Fair Exclusive: Tiger Speaks by Tiger December 9, 2009,\u00a0 3:00 pm Hi, everybody. I am a border terrier. I am two years old, by the human calendar.I live with four human beings in a set of rooms on W. 108th St. The rooms are inside a building near those garbage cans with the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}