{"id":2096,"date":"2009-10-24T20:59:58","date_gmt":"2009-10-25T03:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/10\/the-greek-mother\/"},"modified":"2009-10-24T20:59:58","modified_gmt":"2009-10-25T03:59:58","slug":"the-greek-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/24\/the-greek-mother\/","title":{"rendered":"The Greek Mother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--StartFragment--><font face=\"Calibri, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial\"><span style=\"font-size: 11pt\"><strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> Hello?<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> You\u2019re going out?<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> Yes.<br \/>\n<strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cretegazette.com\/2009-03\/images\/greek-woman-angry.jpg\" align=\"right\" height=\"280\" width=\"150\" hspace=\"15\" border=\"0\" \/>Greek Mother:<\/strong> With whom?<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> With a friend.<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> I don\u2019t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter<\/strong>: I didn\u2019t leave him. He left me!<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> There are lots of things that you did and I don\u2019t.<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> What are you hinting at?<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> You\u2019re going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> My EX husband. I don\u2019t think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> So you\u2019re going to sleep over at this loser\u2019s place?<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> He\u2019s not a loser.<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> I don\u2019t want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> Poor children with such a mother.<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> Such a what?<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> ENOUGH !!!<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> Don\u2019t scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> Now you\u2019re worried about the loser?<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> Ah, so you see he\u2019s a loser. I spotted him immediately.<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> Goodbye mother.<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> Wait! Don\u2019t hang up! When are you bringing them over?<br \/>\n<strong>Daughter:<\/strong> I\u2019m not bringing them over! I\u2019m not going out!<br \/>\n<strong>Greek Mother:<\/strong> If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?<br \/>\n<\/span><\/font> <!--EndFragment--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greek Mother: Hello? Daughter: Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? Greek Mother: You\u2019re going out? Daughter: Yes. Greek Mother: With whom? Daughter: With a friend. Greek Mother: I don\u2019t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man. Daughter: I didn\u2019t leave him. He left me! 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