{"id":206,"date":"2008-03-25T19:05:44","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T02:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2008\/03\/dont-mess-with-little-willie\/"},"modified":"2008-03-25T22:38:21","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T05:38:21","slug":"dont-mess-with-little-willie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/03\/25\/dont-mess-with-little-willie\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess With Little Willie (though the whole thing looks staged to this viewer)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>from <a href=\"http:\/\/defamer.com\/372025\/poor-drunk-bastard-not-likely-to-fuck-with-willie-nelsons-little-girl-again?autoplay=false\" target=\"_blank\">Defamer.com<\/a><\/em><br \/>\n<center><embed src=\"http:\/\/defamer.com\/assets\/util\/videoModule.swf\" flashvars=\"videoURL=nelson_defamer.flv&amp;permalink=undefined&amp;autoplay=false&amp;stageWidth=463&amp;stageHeight=387&amp;waterMarkImageURL=\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" salign=\"tl\" scale=\"noscale\" quality=\"best\" bgcolor=\"#000000\" name=\"videoPlayer_nelson_defamer\" id=\"videoPlayer_nelson_defamer\" height=\"387\" width=\"463\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><\/embed><\/center>Having many years ago traded our shitkicking, bar-brawling days for a pastier, stir-crazy life of bloggy servitude, our bittersweet tears of joy welcome this violent throwback to the good times. To wit: Apparently upset with a scene-stealing drunkard crashing her performance at Austin&#8217;s Saxon Pub, country-fu pioneer (and Willie Nelson offspring) Paula Nelson landed a kick that commenced a fantastic Lone Star ass-whuppin&#8217;.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; border-width: 0px; padding: 0px\">While the coastal aesthete in us is particularly fond of the night-vision effect and slow-motion instant replay, the old-school redneck we&#8217;ve suppressed over the years can relate to Nelson-San&#8217;s pure, unchecked animus. This would never fly at the Troubador.<\/p>\n<p style=\"border-style: initial; border-color: initial; outline-width: 0px; outline-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-size: 100%; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; border-width: 0px; padding: 0px\">[ <a href=\"http:\/\/defamer.com\/372025\/poor-drunk-bastard-not-likely-to-fuck-with-willie-nelsons-little-girl-again?autoplay=true\" target=\"_blank\">click to view original blurb at Defamer<\/a> ]\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Defamer.com Having many years ago traded our shitkicking, bar-brawling days for a pastier, stir-crazy life of bloggy servitude, our bittersweet tears of joy welcome this violent throwback to the good times. To wit: Apparently upset with a scene-stealing drunkard crashing her performance at Austin&#8217;s Saxon Pub, country-fu pioneer (and Willie Nelson offspring) Paula Nelson [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}