{"id":20,"date":"2008-02-08T09:19:10","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T16:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/?p=20"},"modified":"2008-02-17T14:41:03","modified_gmt":"2008-02-17T21:41:03","slug":"superbowl-tickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/08\/superbowl-tickets\/","title":{"rendered":"Superbowl Tickets"},"content":{"rendered":"

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl<\/a>. As he sits down, a
\nman comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next
\nto him.<\/p>\n

“No”, he said, “the seat is empty<\/a>“.<\/p>\n

“This is incredible<\/a>“, said the man. “Who in their right mind would have
\na seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sport event in the
\nworld, and not use it?”<\/p>\n

Somberly, the man says, “Well… the seat actually belongs to me. I
\nwas supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
\nfirst Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in
\n1967.”<\/p>\n

“Oh I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find
\nsomeone else – a friend or relative or even a neighbor<\/a> to take the
\nseat?”<\/p>\n

The man shakes his head, “No. They’re all at the funeral<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

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