{"id":1933,"date":"2009-08-16T15:44:47","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T22:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/08\/pickled-kiwi-in-nude\/"},"modified":"2009-08-16T15:44:47","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T22:44:47","slug":"pickled-kiwi-in-nude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/16\/pickled-kiwi-in-nude\/","title":{"rendered":"Pickled Kiwi In Nude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/us_world\/2009\/08\/13\/2009-08-13_drong_nude_man_wanders_into_wrong_hotel_room_scares_woman_into_the_bathroom_and_.html\" target=\"_blank\">from the NY Daily News<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<h1>Drunk nude man wanders into wrong hotel room, scares woman into the bathroom and falls asleep<\/h1>\n<p>REUTERS<\/p>\n<p>Thursday, August 13th 2009, 10:27 AM<\/p>\n<p>WELLINGTON &#8211; An extremely drunk, naked man lost his way at a New Zealand hotel and ended up sleeping in the wrong room, forcing its female occupant to hide in the bathroom, local media reported.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/google.com\" title=\"image found on google\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/blogwi.jpg\" align=\"right\" height=\"176\" width=\"231\" hspace=\"15\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>&#8220;He was a bit surprised that there were two people in his room and he was butt naked,&#8221; Sergeant Steve Watt of Queenstown police told the Southland Times.<\/p>\n<p>As the intruder slept, the startled woman took refuge in the bathroom as her husband summoned hotel staff.<\/p>\n<p>The man, who could not remember whom he had been with nor what room he had been in, and had no clothes or wallet.<\/p>\n<p>Police gave him a ride home clad in a hotel bathrobe, but let him off after the guests and hotel decided not to press charges.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was far too funny,&#8221; said Watt.<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/us_world\/2009\/08\/13\/2009-08-13_drong_nude_man_wanders_into_wrong_hotel_room_scares_woman_into_the_bathroom_and_.html\" target=\"_blank\">click to read at NYDailyNews.com<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from the NY Daily News Drunk nude man wanders into wrong hotel room, scares woman into the bathroom and falls asleep REUTERS Thursday, August 13th 2009, 10:27 AM WELLINGTON &#8211; An extremely drunk, naked man lost his way at a New Zealand hotel and ended up sleeping in the wrong room, forcing its female occupant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}