{"id":1921,"date":"2009-08-12T09:15:51","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T16:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/08\/blonde-on-blonde\/"},"modified":"2009-08-12T11:45:05","modified_gmt":"2009-08-12T18:45:05","slug":"blonde-on-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/12\/blonde-on-blonde\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde On Blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font: normal normal normal 13px\/normal Consolas; margin: 0px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worldoffancydress.com\/index.php?main_page=index&amp;cPath=1_2\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"image courtesy of World Of Fancy Dress costume shop\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/worldoffancydress.com\/images\/cop%20kit%20blonde.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"250\" height=\"320\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>A blonde woman was\u00a0 speeding down the road in her little red sports car\u00a0and was pulled\u00a0 over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.\u00a0 The blonde cop asked to see\u00a0the blonde driver&#8217;s driving\u00a0 license.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font: normal normal normal 13px\/normal Consolas; min-height: 15px; margin: 0px\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font: normal normal normal 13px\/normal Consolas; margin: 0px\">She dug through her purse and was\u00a0 getting progressively more agitated.\u00a0&#8216;What does it look like?&#8217; she\u00a0 finally asked.\u00a0 The policewoman replied,\u00a0&#8216;It&#8217;s\u00a0 square and it has your picture on it.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font: normal normal normal 13px\/normal Consolas; min-height: 15px; margin: 0px\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font: normal normal normal 13px\/normal Consolas; margin: 0px\">The\u00a0 driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and\u00a0handed it to the policewoman.\u00a0 &#8216;Here it is,&#8217; she\u00a0 said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font: normal normal normal 13px\/normal Consolas; min-height: 15px; margin: 0px\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font: normal normal normal 13px\/normal Consolas; margin: 0px\">The blonde officer looked at the mirror,\u00a0 then handed it back saying,\u00a0&#8216;OK, you can go.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t\u00a0 realize you were a cop.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde woman was\u00a0 speeding down the road in her little red sports car\u00a0and was pulled\u00a0 over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.\u00a0 The blonde cop asked to see\u00a0the blonde driver&#8217;s driving\u00a0 license. &nbsp; She dug through her purse and was\u00a0 getting progressively more agitated.\u00a0&#8216;What does it look like?&#8217; she\u00a0 finally [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}