{"id":163,"date":"2008-03-17T15:49:12","date_gmt":"2008-03-17T22:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/?p=163"},"modified":"2008-03-17T20:48:08","modified_gmt":"2008-03-18T03:48:08","slug":"how-many-five-year-old-children-could-you-take-in-a-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2008\/03\/17\/how-many-five-year-old-children-could-you-take-in-a-fight\/","title":{"rendered":"How many 5-year old children can you take in a fight?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>submitted by The Duke<\/em><br \/>\n<center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com\/\" title=\"Accept the challenge\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com\/bb\/img\/fight5\/5year_header.png\" alt=\"Uncle\" border=\"0\" height=\"165\" width=\"420\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p id=\"rules\"> This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:<\/p>\n<ul class=\"arrow\">\n<li>You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court<\/li>\n<li>There are no weapons or foreign objects<\/li>\n<li>Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)<\/li>\n<li>The children are merciless and will show no fear<\/li>\n<li>If a child is knocked unconscious, he is &#8220;out.&#8221; The same goes for you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2 class=\"swatch3 cursor\" id=\"begin_button\" onclick=\"javascript: begin();\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">CLICK HERE TO BEGIN<\/a><\/h2>\n<p class=\"mute\" id=\"inspiration\">          This was created by <a href=\"http:\/\/0at.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Matthew Inman<\/a>.          Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/forumserver.twoplustwo.com\/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=1556673&amp;page=0&amp;view=collapsed&amp;sb=9&amp;o=14&amp;vc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">this forum post<\/a> for the inspiration.<\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>submitted by The Duke This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules: You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}