{"id":1512,"date":"2009-04-08T00:01:28","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T07:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/04\/no-doc-im-telling-ya-its-like-theres-a-needle-stuck-permanently-in-my-ass\/"},"modified":"2009-04-08T21:24:08","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T04:24:08","slug":"no-doc-im-telling-ya-its-like-theres-a-needle-stuck-permanently-in-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2009\/04\/08\/no-doc-im-telling-ya-its-like-theres-a-needle-stuck-permanently-in-my-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;No, Doc &#8211; I&#8217;m telling ya &#8211; it&#8217;s like there&#8217;s a needle stuck permanently in my ass.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_3271065.html\" target=\"_blank\">from Ananova<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial; line-height: normal\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><\/span><\/p>\n<table style=\"position: relative; z-index: 2\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif\" valign=\"bottom\"><strong><big>Needle removed from bum &#8211; after 31 years<\/big><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>A Chinese pensioner can finally sit in comfort after doctors removed a broken syringe needle which had been stuck in his bottom for 31 years.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/images\/web\/1492551.jpg\" width=\"410\" height=\"308\" alt=\"A surgeon holds up the needle tip in front of a relieved Lao Du \/Quirky China News\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lao Du, 55, of Zhengzhou, said the needle was left in his rear by an &#8216;amateurish&#8217; doctor in 1978, reports the Zhongyuan Network.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I got a cold and went to see an amateurish doctor in my hometown village, but the needle broke off once it pierced my bum,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was sent to a provincial hospital immediately. After being hospitalised for nine days, doctors checked me but failed to find the broken needle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lao Du said he always believed the broken needle was still in his bottom and four or five years ago he began to feel sharp pains regularly in his rear.<\/p>\n<p>Chief surgeon Fu Konglong, who finally found the needle tip after three hours of surgery, said: &#8220;It was very detailed work. We had to look for it in every muscle fibre.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_3271065.html\" target=\"_blank\">click to read at ananova.com<\/a> ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Ananova Needle removed from bum &#8211; after 31 years A Chinese pensioner can finally sit in comfort after doctors removed a broken syringe needle which had been stuck in his bottom for 31 years. Lao Du, 55, of Zhengzhou, said the needle was left in his rear by an &#8216;amateurish&#8217; doctor in 1978, reports [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1512"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}