{"id":1290,"date":"2009-01-12T17:04:55","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T00:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2009\/01\/regis-and-the-maitre-d\/"},"modified":"2009-01-12T17:10:26","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T00:10:26","slug":"regis-and-the-maitre-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/2009\/01\/12\/regis-and-the-maitre-d\/","title":{"rendered":"Regis and the Mad Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while\u00a0we were\u00a0in bed.\u00a0I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’<\/p>\n

‘No,’ she answered.<\/p>\n

I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’<\/p>\n

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’<\/p>\n

So I said, ‘Then I’d like to phone a friend.’<\/p>\n

And then the fight started….<\/p>\n

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,\u00a0took my\u00a0order first.\u00a0‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’<\/p>\n

He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’<\/p>\n

‘Nah, she can order for herself.’<\/p>\n

And then the fight started…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while\u00a0we were\u00a0in bed.\u00a0I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’ So I said, ‘Then I’d like to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mirth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bigjimindustries.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}